Hadn't planned on laughing so much on my way to thermonuclear annihilation. Thanks, I guess?

Done. Hope it delivers. :)

was that I would have hated not to fully express what I held in my heart. I would have despised myself for dying before the glory of my writings could be displayed to later generations."
Sima Qian, Letter to Ren An

I see what you mean. Unless you call him Sean?

Cool stuff! How about "the whole world, and Bobby."?

(...) and ultimate candlelit conquest for it to go right for him in the sack, but that in the end he discovered there were things stronger than love."
Lips, @colinmgee.bsky.social

Merci pour le calembour 😥