Gwen, trans chaos goblin
@barit0wned.bsky.social
She/they bisexual disaster dad || writing queer opera, horror, & romance fiction || eternally horny on main || yelling about opera, cocktails, TTRPGs, and fictional sword gays & murder husbands
How dare you lmao
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
How dare you lmao
Yoooooo this fucking rules
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Yoooooo this fucking rules
Mpreg is so cool; I wish women could get pregnant too
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Mpreg is so cool; I wish women could get pregnant too
All of this nonsense is burying the lede on the more important question, namely: who the fuck has been rawdogging the White Rabbit??
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
All of this nonsense is burying the lede on the more important question, namely: who the fuck has been rawdogging the White Rabbit??
Here’s to two more years, darling 😘
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Here’s to two more years, darling 😘
I long for the sweet release of death
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I long for the sweet release of death
I’m sorry but I had to hear the words “Beer pong but with piss and the cup is your mouth” with my ear holes and YOU’RE playing the victim here???
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I’m sorry but I had to hear the words “Beer pong but with piss and the cup is your mouth” with my ear holes and YOU’RE playing the victim here???
Act 2 is five minutes but Act 1 takes all goddamn day
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Act 2 is five minutes but Act 1 takes all goddamn day
It’s only Eggnoggin’ if it comes from the “Future Trans Girl” region of France; otherwise it’s just sparkling fellatio
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
It’s only Eggnoggin’ if it comes from the “Future Trans Girl” region of France; otherwise it’s just sparkling fellatio