Ben Pratt
@baritoneben.bsky.social
Commercial Pilot, Flight Instructor, operatic baritone, audiobook narrator.
https://twitch.tv/don_dohlermite/
https://a.co/d/4YpeZyX
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https://twitch.tv/don_dohlermite/
https://a.co/d/4YpeZyX
https://a.co/d/bcHxieO
So much for hallelujahgeddon this year.
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So much for hallelujahgeddon this year.
Those things slid out of a vat filled with primordial gel, hissing "Kill ussss....."
December 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Those things slid out of a vat filled with primordial gel, hissing "Kill ussss....."
I have become a complete nihilist, so "skibidi" gets my vote.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have become a complete nihilist, so "skibidi" gets my vote.
I'd like to piggyback on what these four people have said and recommend that you see a doctor.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I'd like to piggyback on what these four people have said and recommend that you see a doctor.
Mushiest nosewheel I've ever seen.
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mushiest nosewheel I've ever seen.
My friend Angela threw a 007 themed party. We're collectively, "Octopussy Galore."
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
My friend Angela threw a 007 themed party. We're collectively, "Octopussy Galore."
Oh, but that was based on Marbury v. Madison, and we've seen how *deeply* this court cares about precedents.
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Oh, but that was based on Marbury v. Madison, and we've seen how *deeply* this court cares about precedents.
...and the character of Hatie MacHaterson was lost to the sands of time.
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
...and the character of Hatie MacHaterson was lost to the sands of time.
Not to mention leading by example: if we fight dirty the "enemies" can justify fighting twice as dirty. No P.O.W. can claim the moral high ground with their captors when America is committing atrocities worse than Imperial Japan. I sure hope I'm too old to draft.
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Not to mention leading by example: if we fight dirty the "enemies" can justify fighting twice as dirty. No P.O.W. can claim the moral high ground with their captors when America is committing atrocities worse than Imperial Japan. I sure hope I'm too old to draft.
Hilarious full-stop.
September 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hilarious full-stop.
Fine Ken and I will eat at the allegedly woke restaurant you go home.
August 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fine Ken and I will eat at the allegedly woke restaurant you go home.
3. Or 4 if you count Gerald Woodruff, Rick Wakeman, or Don Airey.
August 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
3. Or 4 if you count Gerald Woodruff, Rick Wakeman, or Don Airey.
So cool! I've instructed in an RV-14, but only touched the stick briefly. Formation flight is awesome!
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So cool! I've instructed in an RV-14, but only touched the stick briefly. Formation flight is awesome!
I admit to shouting "Fuck you, Tarantino," at the end of Kill Bill Part 1.
August 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I admit to shouting "Fuck you, Tarantino," at the end of Kill Bill Part 1.
1. Send DOGE to fire a giant chunk of the workforce.
2. Be baffled that they're reporting that lots of people don't have jobs.
3. Profit?
2. Be baffled that they're reporting that lots of people don't have jobs.
3. Profit?
August 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
1. Send DOGE to fire a giant chunk of the workforce.
2. Be baffled that they're reporting that lots of people don't have jobs.
3. Profit?
2. Be baffled that they're reporting that lots of people don't have jobs.
3. Profit?
And Joe Pesci as Luigi Vercotti.
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
And Joe Pesci as Luigi Vercotti.
i like how the front comes off and it's a little boat.
July 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i like how the front comes off and it's a little boat.
View to a Kill really slaps.
July 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
View to a Kill really slaps.
Clearly, somebody threw out some leftover Texas chili and some leftover beans into their garbage bin. Gail, being the bear that she is, tried a sample and just assumed that they were mixed on purpose.
June 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Clearly, somebody threw out some leftover Texas chili and some leftover beans into their garbage bin. Gail, being the bear that she is, tried a sample and just assumed that they were mixed on purpose.
Took on one of our most troubled USAF pilot trainees and guided her through her first solo flight.
You can't just upload confidence into somebody (like in Johnny Mnemonic) you have to share yours with them and hope it catches.
You can't just upload confidence into somebody (like in Johnny Mnemonic) you have to share yours with them and hope it catches.
May 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Took on one of our most troubled USAF pilot trainees and guided her through her first solo flight.
You can't just upload confidence into somebody (like in Johnny Mnemonic) you have to share yours with them and hope it catches.
You can't just upload confidence into somebody (like in Johnny Mnemonic) you have to share yours with them and hope it catches.
"The Rift" is my absolute favorite Star Trek novel, and one of the best works of scifi I've ever read. It was exciting, scary, revelatory, sexy, and expansive.
May 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"The Rift" is my absolute favorite Star Trek novel, and one of the best works of scifi I've ever read. It was exciting, scary, revelatory, sexy, and expansive.
Freaking Google news feed, I see this same headline every day.
May 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Freaking Google news feed, I see this same headline every day.