It should be illegal to wake up early Christmas morning with a sudden sore throat and a headache

Thinking about writing caves of qud fanfic… there’s so much untapped potential and the current fanfic landscape is a salt desert

Oozes doing acid damage when they engulf you is basically nair

bet it feels good as fuck to be a fungus using enzymes to break down detritus in order to absorb the nutrients

If oozes are immune to precision damage does that also mean they have no g spot

Big fan of making an spam alt instead of writing an essay due today