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@barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
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28, He/Him, Cis, Ace, Yote enthusiast, Amateur musician (Bassist and trying to improve on guitar), Fan of post-punk, goth and industrial, loves drum machines, Bluesky user #279177, Previously from Twitter
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barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
They really just blatantly make stuff up
Jack Posobiec tweeting "Warning for Parents: The new Stranger Things begins with an extremely graphic pedophile scene of a young child being raped by an older man" Followed by a community note saying "This is completely made up. There is no scene in the first episode of season 5 of Stranger Things where a young child is raped in graphic detail by a pedophile." Followed by links to the Stranger Things fan wiki for that episode and a USA Today article.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Yeah I'll try it
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Look what came in mail! If Glenn is gonna DMCA anyone who uploads Samhain to YouTube, might as well go searching around Discogs for used copies.
A CD of the debut Samhain album, Initium.
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
The actual guilty party
Black neon tetra
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Some of my three year old Tweets that are relevant to this latest edition of Hitler psychoanalysis
The tweet says "Alll that talk I've seen in pop culture about Hitler (or other Nazis) possibily being LGBT, autistic, demonically possessed, into the occult, schizophrenic, had weird fetishes, etc. I think it stems from many people refusing to accept that Hitler was a "normal" human being." The tweet says "Like so many people cannot comprehend a basic, whitebread person doing the things that Hitler did, so they have to believe that Hitler was gay, had a pee kink, did black magic, etc. After all, how could someone just like everyone else do those things?"
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Damn I just beat Libra solo! Vyke's War Spear made it so easy. Also wore my goth skin.
Barker victorious over Libra
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
His Elden Ring build should have been a tipoff
The infamous Elon Musk Elden Ring build. Elon says "Equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed"
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Just looked at my Tik Tok FYP and this came up. Seriously shut it all down.
AI slop in my FYP page on Tik Tok. It is a fake ad for "Single Mom Stacy" and appears to reference far-right hatred of "mudsharks".
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Friend
A coyote and a badger. They are friends.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
After Mamdani won big with zoomer men tonight, I want the millennial who posted this on Tumblr to apologize rn
A Tumblr post blaming Gen Z for Trump
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
I got the VHS player to work on my TV!
Coyote
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
The hipsters have come around on Korn. Nu metal cultural victory.
A Pitchfork review of the Korn self-titled debut with an 8.6 out of 10 rating.
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
You gotta be shitting me
The tweet says: "And the final kick in the guts to the Israelis: Australian PM wearing a "Joy Division" shirt. As described in the book *House of Dolls*, Joy Division is the name given to Jewish women held in concentration camps as sex slaves for Nazi soldiers." Followed by a photo of Anthony Albanese wearing a Joy Division Unknown Pleasures shirt
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Got a new Halloween pfp from @slurku.bsky.social
Barker. It is nighttime in a wooded area and he is scowling.
October 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Here's her skin. She just gets a haircut.
Barker wearing the Remembrance skin for Duchess
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Been drying to reach Depth 3 of Nightreign's Deep of Night. Made it halfway there thanks to some victories. But I had more failures that put me back at the start.
Libra. He is a Target employee.
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Reminds me of how I got these VHS tapes while traveling in August. Gonna see if they work with my TV.
VHS tapes for The Mothman Prophecies and Wolf
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Just blatantly ignoring the commissioner's TOS to feed the comm into an AI slop generator, even going as far as to tag her in the tweet.

I feel so bad that I think I might get a comm from her in the future.
The QT reads: "oh hey, that's someone using ai over my art they commissioned. 🙂🙂🙂" The original text reads: "🎨I took the original art, an amazing piece from @Mothdusky, and dropped it into Grok Imagine. Didn’t even give it a prompt and it produced this 😳😳😳 I’m speechless." followed by an AI slop butchering of the commissioned art.
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Explain your username
A photo of Morty. He is a coyote and he is in a bathtub. The text says "Awww the scrunkly Repost if you'd scrunkly the when"
October 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Reading about Columbine means reading researchers making cringeworthy errors. "Industrial music is a sungenre of heavy metal." Bruh.
The text reads "Heavy metal music has its greatest popularity among suburban white males, as does rap (now hip-hop) (Berry 1994; Gaines 1993; Kotarba 1994; Weinstein 1994). Eric Harris was a great fan of German industrial music. His favorite bands were KMFDM and Rammstein. Industrial music is a subset of heavy metal and tends to be harsh, loud, and violent. It also has a techno quality to it that gives it movement and drive. The lyrics of the music express anger, violence, nihilism, and an apocalyptical vision. The title of one of KMFDM albums is "World War III" Other titles from KMFDM include "Megalomaniac," "Jihad," "Spit Sperm," "Bullets, Bombs, and Bigotry," and "Anarchy." Rammstein titles are in German."
October 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Got my very first victory in Depth 2 (against Adel) thanks to a skilled Ironeye and Recluse. Depth 2 is so much harder than the previous depth. Can't imagine what the next three are like 💀
Barker victorious over Adel in Depth 2 of Deep of Night.
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Did a Nightreign run and I found one! They do exist in this game!
Barker looking at a Wandering Mausoleum
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Oli London is the most fascinating one bc he was famous for getting plastic surgery to look like Jimin before becoming what he is now lol
The tweet says "I'm officially KOR/EAN 🇰🇷 🤩😀 #korenboy" The tweet says "Do I look like Jimin? 🤩" followed by a poll where most people voted no The headline reads "A white influencer said they want penis reduction surgery to be '100 percent Korean,' sparking criticism from celebrities, experts, and academics" Followed by "Oli London said they identify as 'transracial', a term that is highly disputed." Followed by "Controversial influencer Oli London said they wanted a penis reduction surgery to be '100 percent Korean.' What Oli London does now. PR for Israel.
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
Here's the Remembrance skin for Recluse. She takes her hat off and gets slightly different garments. Not a disappointing one!
Barker wearing the Remembrance skin for Recluse
September 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social
I beat Heolstor as Recluse! Now to access her alternative ending and complete her Remembrance.
Barker victorious over Heolstor
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM