Valentine Michael Smith
@barneydemar.bsky.social
Putin is not my president!
and it isn't even if he needs it. He wants all of it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
and it isn't even if he needs it. He wants all of it.
grapes and watermelons, then. Peace.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
grapes and watermelons, then. Peace.
He sells EVERYTHING.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
He sells EVERYTHING.
Yup. The god of Israel told me to answer you. Behave or you will incur his wrath. Namaste.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yup. The god of Israel told me to answer you. Behave or you will incur his wrath. Namaste.
and empires have expiration dates. We are within 5 years of ours.
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
and empires have expiration dates. We are within 5 years of ours.
We are on the Titanic and the captain just sold all of the life boats.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
We are on the Titanic and the captain just sold all of the life boats.
It doesn't matter. We will all be gone in a matter of a few years, anyway.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It doesn't matter. We will all be gone in a matter of a few years, anyway.
Apple, meet orange.
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Apple, meet orange.
What a joke.
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
What a joke.
I have regular WWE royal rumbles with inanimate objects in my house all the time. They go flying, I go screaming after them, my wife referees and declares them the winner 80 of the time.
a muscular wrestler is sitting in a ring with his mouth open and his eyes closed .
ALT: a muscular wrestler is sitting in a ring with his mouth open and his eyes closed .
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January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I have regular WWE royal rumbles with inanimate objects in my house all the time. They go flying, I go screaming after them, my wife referees and declares them the winner 80 of the time.
We are witnessing the end of an empire. There is no way to stop it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
We are witnessing the end of an empire. There is no way to stop it.
Yes. The sky is blue and the sun is hot. What else?
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Yes. The sky is blue and the sun is hot. What else?
Right now, I don't see how they are favored against anyone.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Right now, I don't see how they are favored against anyone.
not eating is a right.
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
not eating is a right.
Right. What if you cannot afford boots?
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Right. What if you cannot afford boots?
the final stages of an empire.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the final stages of an empire.
eventually?
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
eventually?
the new Einsatzgruppen.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
the new Einsatzgruppen.
who has the authority to arrest her?
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
who has the authority to arrest her?
you're going to have a long wait.
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
you're going to have a long wait.
they are the imperial serial killers
Alias Mussolini mentally unstable G status
Alias Mussolini mentally unstable G status
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
they are the imperial serial killers
Alias Mussolini mentally unstable G status
Alias Mussolini mentally unstable G status
and what can be done about it? Who is going to break in and arrest Bondi or anyone else? It's a law with no teeth, no consequences, not even a slap on the wrist.
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
and what can be done about it? Who is going to break in and arrest Bondi or anyone else? It's a law with no teeth, no consequences, not even a slap on the wrist.
White Guy: WTF are you talking about?
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
White Guy: WTF are you talking about?