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Keith
@barneymc.bsky.social
Beer maker.
Guitar player.
Why are these awful couples always getting married?!
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
“Deserve everything they get”

Isnt that a self-burn??
October 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If you blend Hotels (often a poor customer experience) with private landlords (experiences spawned in hell), you’re going to have a bad time.
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What has vaccines got to do with slavery?

Blatant buzzwording to try and lure in support.

Fucking idiots!!
September 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
There’s a pun involving speculate but I’m not smutty enough to make it!
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Apple TV has been doing that for a good while now
September 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Liked and shared.
September 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
For a 42 year old straight man it was still amazing!

Star quality, and brilliant songs. What a start to the weekend!
August 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
God save the Spleen.
August 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Love that scene

He/she definitely needs a rating from @weratedogs.com
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Spent a week in a caravan with the family when I was about 7/8
My sister had one mix tape with her that was repeated constantly.
I can’t hear Lovin You by Minnie Ripperton without clearly remembering playing cards in a shitty caravan with rain pelting off the roof.

Genuinely great memory
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That is annoying.

But worse than that (and we’re getting into depressing territory here) when you make something a bit fancy for just yourself, you are far more acutely aware of the disparity between the time spent making vs the time spent eating it.

Doesn’t seem as bad when sharing the meal
August 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
But only because eating is cheating.
August 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A roast is about 15 steps less convoluted than a beef wellington.
August 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
God, you’d think someone who’s an MP would have enough experience of hotels to know the novelty of a hotel wears off very quickly!

That post was 100% an appeal to racists
August 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Captured in one of my favourite posesssions.

Isn’t the quote from Peter “a waste of fucking time”?
August 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Please tell me you’re joking!

#whatstheirishforcringe
August 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The rare cases of when “it didn’t do me any harm” is beneficial.
August 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(To anyone who gets riled up; think about it)
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Loser.
August 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Anything from Real Jukebox, at 56kbps compression.
Most likely something from REM or the Manics
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m hesitant to tell my wife about this for fear of financial ruin 😄
August 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
No “cans of piss”?!
August 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I find threads a bit more interesting.
Also, on threads don’t get constantly shown stuff that I’ve clicked “show less like this” on since joining.

That aside, I saw a hoodie with one of your pieces on the back in the wild last weekend at All Together Now 😀
August 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
One of my REM favourites, and an extremely satisfying song to play on guitar.
August 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM