I'm the only one here, I'll stink if I want 😡

We are singlehandedly keeping newspapers dot com afloat, I'm sure of it

Omgggggg I wanted to try those so bad!

I don't know what to do with any of that except notice my presumptions being wrong & get some sleep and say thank you to @kvsc881fm.bsky.social and everyone for giving me so much to think about -- the looming future and also how dang many sitcoms I've never seen.

I didn't get any worthwhile answers from various AIs (did you?), but I did those lightning fast custom songs! Sure, they were a little same-y, certainly uncanny, but there were some I enjoyed and would like to hear again, which I never would have imagined.

Seeing AI in action this year surprised me. I expected it to be good at parsing the vast corpus of, say, rare cereal boxes, and being able to answer questions about their minutiae accurately, with more colloquial prompts, and without resorting to making things up. Not so.

I don’t have the stamina to go dig it up but there was some real sincere discourse about whether that was weird or queer I wish I could dig up for ya

Didn’t you see that documentary, My Lizard Teacher? It was weird because I think he wanted to bone the lizard

He's...pretty hug shaped

He's been so patient waiting for our usual couch hangs

The AI big band song wasn't enough for you? (me either)

Oh, the book with the ghost dog cover from before! Thank you!

ok, for real! I thought maybe Elizabeth was the wife of Wonder Woman's creator, but no idea on Gina.

Unlike the attentive Isabelle

Why did you make your cat wear a toupee