Baron Crake
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Baron Crake
@baroncrake.bsky.social
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Discord: baroncrake
What is a homelab
Is that a drug thing??
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Aye, that one i know well
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
What troubles you, Knitty?
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Cornwall?
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Any of the great rock operas, including:
The Wall by Pink Floyd, Tommy by The Who, Bat Out of Hell by Meat Loaf, Kilroy Was Here by Styx, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars by David Bowie
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
You gotta drive like Jeremy Clarkson
Speed and power
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
You live in the future, you could help us get rich off sports betting
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
They likely did this to prevent heroin addicts from shooting up while on the bus. The blue lighting makes it very difficult to find a vein.
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wine, Vodka, and UK

So alcoholism in three different forms
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
K, are you like, okay?
December 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Some people can't even think about self-actualization, they only want to become the one holding the whip
December 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Get a DNA test, you might be part Scottish
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Check under your floorboards, she might already be there.
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Woah hold on, what's going on?
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Excellent choice, my personal favorite is Krusty Krab Training Video
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Sentences that could kill a Victorian orphan
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Optimus Crime
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Some small baseball team where I live called the Dodgers won a local tournament recently, not too shabby
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Frankly I'd advise keeping just one account, and put a warning on your bio advising people that may wish to follow you that you intend to put some unhinged degenerate content out
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM