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Andy Barr

@barrstard.bsky.social

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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9h

Chastening

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10h

Just tried to make a call on my beer and drink my phone.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 2d

Computer, generate a man named 'Porl'

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 3d

If history has taught me anything, it's that France used to be called 'Gaul,' and their two best guys were a big one and a little one and that there was also a wizard there.

Reposted by Andy Barr

Museum of Comedy @museumofcomedy.bsky.social · 4d

London's friendliest new material night returns this month on the 13th with new gear from:

🦚 Ada Campe
🐈 Andy Barr
🍝 Dick Denham
🎺 Jacob Edwards
🦉 Jake Baker
😈 John Pape
🤡 John-Luke Roberts
🎞️ Matt Highton
🥁 Marty Gleeson
🧡 Nick Elleray
🏅 Sean Patrick
& your MC Tony Dunn

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 4d

It was the Student Loans Company hold music at some point a decade ago.

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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

Don't be daft - no one would organise a large scale concert simply to catch one man in some sort of gigantic, bizarre sting operation!!

(I will not see you there, as I am attending the extra date)

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

Which date?

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

Seriously, there are so many benefits:
- AI bishop has no historic ties to sex offenders
- AI bishop can be tweaked to look young and behave coquettishly in order to appeal to sex offenders

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

With the world captivated by Tilly Norwood, the Church of England has a golden opportunity to drag itself into the 21st century with a fully AI Archbishop.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

To a bird, such as gull, a split bin bag is a banquet. To a human, it sucks. Perspective matters.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 8d

Tilly Norwood stuns in testimony before HUAC

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 8d

Tilly Norwood 'unrecognisable' in new Greaser role

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 8d

Hearing troubling reports that Tilly Norwood, the AI actor, has been trained on the films and opinions of Mel Gibson

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Now announcing: LONDON SHOW - The Hotly-Anticipated 4th Debut Hour from Rising Star, Andy Barr is coming to Pleasance Islington on Wednesday 19th November at 8pm! Purchase tickets, share information!!
Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Andy Barr: The Hotly Anticipated 4th Debut Hour from Rising Star, Andy Barr | Pleasance Theatre Trust

www.pleasance.co.uk

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Just tried to edit the floating head of Major Briggs into conference, but it didn't pan out. Anyway...

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Story of my damn life

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Hahaha fuck.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 9d

Hey man, just calling to see if you knew anything about the boot? ...yeah - on the other one now. ...don't get me wrong, it's fine, I guess... yeah... call me old fashioned, I just liked it where it was.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10d

As an avid N64 gamer, I spent much of my childhood baffled as to why wildlife documentaries paid so little attention to the ghost based environments on our planet.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

We're cooked as a species