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BREAKING: Defiant Starmer changes state from vapour to 'viscous, determined' liquid - Powell
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Just to save time: both the Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, and incoming Prime Minister, Wes Streeting, have my full confidence and should be allowed to get on with the job they were elected/unelected to do - making Britain children future together now.
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Sunday operating at full capacity
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Tough few weeks incoming for Ned Pointsman, who appears to've dined at the Epstein residence on a number of occasions
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nonsense!
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Remembering Geoff Hoon (he's still alive, I am just remembering him). Any of my Hoonheads got some Hoonstories?
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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TROY CLUB! Sunday 8th February! The Black Heart, Camden! With amazing headliner PAT CAHILL & an incredible supporting lineup featuring Richard Todd, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, Sami Abu Wardeh, and me (Leslie, hi!). MC @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social.

TICKETS: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Over on instagram comics are, for some reason, sharing gags via the three-panel collage format at an increased rate of late.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Kent Cricket is using the Winkie's Diner scene from Mulholland Drive to announce Fred Klaassen's contract extension, but Fred doesn't appear at the back of the diner. A criminal missed opportunity.
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Is this good?
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Had a lovely day at the London Wetland Centre. Cheers.
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Monster CEO increasingly concerned that if society collectively refuses to feed monster it will not have the strength to destroy anything
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 AM
A special birthday shoutout for my beloved lads - four today and blissfully unaware of it.
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
After Mark Carney's bold speech standing up to US hegemony, I'm delighted that I will finally be able to wear the Davos lapel pin I picked up from a market for £2 with pride. Viva Davos - it's good again! Hoping for a similar reprieve for my Bilderberg mug.
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
If you put a microwave on for a specific period of time and take the food out before the time is up, it stops the microwave from being able to cum.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
In honour of President Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, I present me winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
If the yank dares to try and change a thing about Greenland's wonderful flag he'll have me to answer to.
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Coastal erosion really fell off the rankings of environmental threats. Positively quaint these days.
January 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Tonight's acts...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Minister: whilst I am unwilling to deal in hypotheticals, I can confirm that were our closest strategic ally, the US, to request that we jump off a cliff, any leap would be taken from a firm legal basis and would succeed in all key operational goals, landing etc.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Sensational attempt at equality from colleague: 'we need a leader with a pair of bollocks - or tits -'
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM