Andy Barr
@barrstard.bsky.social
BREAKING: Defiant Starmer changes state from vapour to 'viscous, determined' liquid - Powell
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
BREAKING: Defiant Starmer changes state from vapour to 'viscous, determined' liquid - Powell
Just to save time: both the Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, and incoming Prime Minister, Wes Streeting, have my full confidence and should be allowed to get on with the job they were elected/unelected to do - making Britain children future together now.
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Just to save time: both the Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, and incoming Prime Minister, Wes Streeting, have my full confidence and should be allowed to get on with the job they were elected/unelected to do - making Britain children future together now.
Sunday operating at full capacity
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Sunday operating at full capacity
Tough few weeks incoming for Ned Pointsman, who appears to've dined at the Epstein residence on a number of occasions
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Tough few weeks incoming for Ned Pointsman, who appears to've dined at the Epstein residence on a number of occasions
Remembering Geoff Hoon (he's still alive, I am just remembering him). Any of my Hoonheads got some Hoonstories?
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Remembering Geoff Hoon (he's still alive, I am just remembering him). Any of my Hoonheads got some Hoonstories?
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TROY CLUB! Sunday 8th February! The Black Heart, Camden! With amazing headliner PAT CAHILL & an incredible supporting lineup featuring Richard Todd, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, Sami Abu Wardeh, and me (Leslie, hi!). MC @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social.
TICKETS: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...
TICKETS: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
TROY CLUB! Sunday 8th February! The Black Heart, Camden! With amazing headliner PAT CAHILL & an incredible supporting lineup featuring Richard Todd, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, Sami Abu Wardeh, and me (Leslie, hi!). MC @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social.
TICKETS: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...
TICKETS: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/troy-club-...
Over on instagram comics are, for some reason, sharing gags via the three-panel collage format at an increased rate of late.
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Over on instagram comics are, for some reason, sharing gags via the three-panel collage format at an increased rate of late.
Kent Cricket is using the Winkie's Diner scene from Mulholland Drive to announce Fred Klaassen's contract extension, but Fred doesn't appear at the back of the diner. A criminal missed opportunity.
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Kent Cricket is using the Winkie's Diner scene from Mulholland Drive to announce Fred Klaassen's contract extension, but Fred doesn't appear at the back of the diner. A criminal missed opportunity.
Had a lovely day at the London Wetland Centre. Cheers.
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Had a lovely day at the London Wetland Centre. Cheers.
Monster CEO increasingly concerned that if society collectively refuses to feed monster it will not have the strength to destroy anything
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Monster CEO increasingly concerned that if society collectively refuses to feed monster it will not have the strength to destroy anything
A special birthday shoutout for my beloved lads - four today and blissfully unaware of it.
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
A special birthday shoutout for my beloved lads - four today and blissfully unaware of it.
After Mark Carney's bold speech standing up to US hegemony, I'm delighted that I will finally be able to wear the Davos lapel pin I picked up from a market for £2 with pride. Viva Davos - it's good again! Hoping for a similar reprieve for my Bilderberg mug.
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
After Mark Carney's bold speech standing up to US hegemony, I'm delighted that I will finally be able to wear the Davos lapel pin I picked up from a market for £2 with pride. Viva Davos - it's good again! Hoping for a similar reprieve for my Bilderberg mug.
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sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging
If you put a microwave on for a specific period of time and take the food out before the time is up, it stops the microwave from being able to cum.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If you put a microwave on for a specific period of time and take the food out before the time is up, it stops the microwave from being able to cum.
In honour of President Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, I present me winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
In honour of President Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, I present me winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award
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[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
[Having been hit by a gun that turns me into The Spectator]: forcing people to cover up is something the Ayatollah would do - Grok is at the forefront of the liberation of Iran.
If the yank dares to try and change a thing about Greenland's wonderful flag he'll have me to answer to.
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If the yank dares to try and change a thing about Greenland's wonderful flag he'll have me to answer to.
Coastal erosion really fell off the rankings of environmental threats. Positively quaint these days.
January 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Coastal erosion really fell off the rankings of environmental threats. Positively quaint these days.
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#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
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Tonight's acts...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
#ACMS
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
📆 Tonight!
🏰 The Phoenix
🎟️ £9+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ till 5pm;£12 on the door
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @joznorris.bsky.social-lookalike Hugh Jackman
🎁 bring goodies for the Unwanted Christmas Presents swap
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Tonight's acts...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social.
In emoji form: 😻
And in tiny square photos...
Minister: whilst I am unwilling to deal in hypotheticals, I can confirm that were our closest strategic ally, the US, to request that we jump off a cliff, any leap would be taken from a firm legal basis and would succeed in all key operational goals, landing etc.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Minister: whilst I am unwilling to deal in hypotheticals, I can confirm that were our closest strategic ally, the US, to request that we jump off a cliff, any leap would be taken from a firm legal basis and would succeed in all key operational goals, landing etc.
Sensational attempt at equality from colleague: 'we need a leader with a pair of bollocks - or tits -'
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Sensational attempt at equality from colleague: 'we need a leader with a pair of bollocks - or tits -'