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Barry
@barrycobbler.bsky.social
Writer of the upcoming Paramount+ film “Big 2: Even Bigger”
I’m a fool to Bath and Body Works, oh yeah.

I don’t wanna Bath and Body Works, no more.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don’t have insomnia, I just like to lucid dream that I’m laying in an uncomfortable bed in the dark
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Serving cartoon mice tiny food on tiny plates is so disrespectful.

That’s not how serving food works. We don’t all get plates proportional to our size. Give them a normal sized omelette.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mexicans - from Mexico
Magicians - from Magicico???
April 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Mules are supposed to be half horse and half donkey, but that donkey half really shines through huh
March 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The household objects in Steve’s house in Blue’s Clues are voiced by children because the punishment for not solving Blue’s Clues is to live forever inside the game.
January 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Where are all the Beanie parents
January 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Weird that people think that being gay is unnatural but don’t have any problem with skateboarding dogs
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hate to make another announcement, but wanted to post the low points too so that you all can see the real grind.

Paramount+ has decided not to move forward with my show “Goats” about a woman who can see goats around her house when her husband cannot.

It’s part of the business! On to the next one!
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
So are Dory and Marlin bangin or what?
December 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
My stand up set when I get canceled and need to appeal to a younger audience: Shaboozey? I hardly know ze!
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
My son is going to be so confused when you don’t need to oink every few pages in adult books
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM