barrycommins.bsky.social
@barrycommins.bsky.social
Real Twin Peaks vibes off the prom photo room.
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You might get in, but not back out.
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This has been liked too many times.

I'm now banned from entering the United States, probably.
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Um, shouldn't the picture of the guy on the right be redacted?
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kevin M.s gotta stick together.
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is because Trump and co. think they are the victims.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oh yeah, that's exactly what I want on my phone, an AI that falls for immediately obvious phishing scams.
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How does anyone think this man is intelligent?

He struggles to complete a sentence, and his thoughts are scattered.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Everything he says is so condescending.

His opinions are stated as facts and nobody else knows anything.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I thought people were joking and pretending they were in on the thing, but there was no actual thing.

There is a thing and it's holy fuck, it is horrifying.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Wait, this isn't what JD Vance meant by ending DEI.
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Why is this guy talking so much lately?

Since when did anyone care what a vice president had to say?
October 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
About $1m in family wealth
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So... "accept the king or don't get paid".

Wasn't there something in America history that would go against that idea? 🤔
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Don't need clearance for imaginary meetings about imaginary wars.
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Bullshit machines is even more accurate.

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September 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The narcissist's prayer:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
September 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's the sort of thing he'd probably do willingly, massive shithouse that he is.
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Yeah, like anyone would bother telling Eric.
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Crazy suggestion, but hear me out:

how about we just waste less energy on chatbots that spout made-up bullshit?
August 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Not smut either, allegedly.
August 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Barack Obarna and Donald Hump?
August 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM