Barry Jive and the Uptown Five
@barryjivesuptown5.bsky.social
Just a Masshole, trying his best.
Like fucking Grandpa Simpson talking about tying an onion to his belt.
Trump: "I invaded Los Angeles and we opened up the water and the water is now flowing down. They have so much water they don't know what to do ... we broke in to do it."
March 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Like fucking Grandpa Simpson talking about tying an onion to his belt.
Lately, I like to start each morning by going outside, looking out towards the rising sun, taking a deep breath, and screaming “Fuck this shit!” At the top of my lungs. Really helps to center me.
March 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Lately, I like to start each morning by going outside, looking out towards the rising sun, taking a deep breath, and screaming “Fuck this shit!” At the top of my lungs. Really helps to center me.
Assume they’re up for some sort of cabinet position. Susan Collins will no doubt be concerned.
The self-styled ‘misogynist influencer’ and brother Tristan had been banned from leaving Romania since December 2023.
The pair was arrested in 2022 and face trial on charges of rape, sex with a minor, people trafficking and money laundering.
The pair was arrested in 2022 and face trial on charges of rape, sex with a minor, people trafficking and money laundering.
Andrew Tate and brother fly to US from Romania after travel ban lifted
www.theguardian.com
February 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Assume they’re up for some sort of cabinet position. Susan Collins will no doubt be concerned.
@andrew3000.bsky.social Can things get dumber? Sadly, we both know the answer
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov
February 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@andrew3000.bsky.social Can things get dumber? Sadly, we both know the answer
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Sure you’re cool. But are you Captain Hastings chilling on a park bench cool?
February 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sure you’re cool. But are you Captain Hastings chilling on a park bench cool?
It’s cute how my everyday anxieties, and now larger existential dread are competing for my attention.
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s cute how my everyday anxieties, and now larger existential dread are competing for my attention.
There’s always a Simpson’s reference for the moment
a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
ALT: a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
There’s always a Simpson’s reference for the moment
Watching the Celtics of late is quite the rollercoaster ride, in that it makes me nauseous.
January 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watching the Celtics of late is quite the rollercoaster ride, in that it makes me nauseous.
The Town 2—but instead of stealing bags of cash from Fenway Park, this time it’s pallets of eggs from Market Basket.
January 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Town 2—but instead of stealing bags of cash from Fenway Park, this time it’s pallets of eggs from Market Basket.
How it seemingly feels to wake up and read the news each day this week
a man standing in front of a red door with a bicycle hanging on the wall
ALT: a man standing in front of a red door with a bicycle hanging on the wall
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
How it seemingly feels to wake up and read the news each day this week
Rewatches of Happy Endings are good for the soul.
two men standing next to each other in a living room with a lamp on the floor
ALT: two men standing next to each other in a living room with a lamp on the floor
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Rewatches of Happy Endings are good for the soul.
So when a team other than the Eagles run that type of sneak is it still a “tush push” or is it off brand? A “bum scrum,” for example
January 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So when a team other than the Eagles run that type of sneak is it still a “tush push” or is it off brand? A “bum scrum,” for example
December 9, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Absolutely laughable.
/long sigh
/long sigh
The Patriots are objectively a hilarious football team
December 1, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Absolutely laughable.
/long sigh
/long sigh
Watching the Pats at this point to see if/how Drake Maye is improving. The rest of the team essentially makes me want to walk into traffic.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Watching the Pats at this point to see if/how Drake Maye is improving. The rest of the team essentially makes me want to walk into traffic.
Time for the best sandwich of the year
November 30, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Time for the best sandwich of the year
The Chiefs are that guy in your fantasy league that is in first place despite having the third worst points for.
November 29, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The Chiefs are that guy in your fantasy league that is in first place despite having the third worst points for.
@andrew3000.bsky.social Thankful for the Fotomat this man brought to town. And with luck, a JC Penny in the coming year
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
@andrew3000.bsky.social Thankful for the Fotomat this man brought to town. And with luck, a JC Penny in the coming year
Obligatory “Maye will be good. Just need to put the pieces around him going forward” post after another Pats loss.
November 24, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Obligatory “Maye will be good. Just need to put the pieces around him going forward” post after another Pats loss.
Fulham on Saturday. The Pats today
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing an orange shirt with the word ew on it
Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing an orange shirt with the word ew on it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Fulham on Saturday. The Pats today
Reposted by Barry Jive and the Uptown Five
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM