Barry Nolte
@barrynolte.bsky.social
Engineer - Electronics Software Woodworking
It’s usually my fault.
It’s usually my fault.
Then a couple barrel rolls. When, and if, they wake up, the cabin will look like the inside of a rock tumbler.
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Then a couple barrel rolls. When, and if, they wake up, the cabin will look like the inside of a rock tumbler.
That flight would’ve been on the, “Vomit Comet”, if I’d been behind the controls.
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
That flight would’ve been on the, “Vomit Comet”, if I’d been behind the controls.
Extremely on brand.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Extremely on brand.
Bluto did become a senator. So…
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Bluto did become a senator. So…
Ewww… but accurate.
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ewww… but accurate.
I don’t want him watching my Seahawks anyway.
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I don’t want him watching my Seahawks anyway.
“Big aspirin? Is that because you’re a big boy?” The only appropriate follow up question.
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“Big aspirin? Is that because you’re a big boy?” The only appropriate follow up question.
I’ll take euphemisms for $500, Alex.
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I’ll take euphemisms for $500, Alex.
“That Fucking Guy”
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
“That Fucking Guy”
It has been quite a month this week.
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It has been quite a month this week.
I’m starting to think they can’t read.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I’m starting to think they can’t read.
Dan Oingo Boingo was doing the redactions, but they found out he couldn’t read.
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Dan Oingo Boingo was doing the redactions, but they found out he couldn’t read.
Oh dear! What will we do?
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Oh dear! What will we do?
He’ll come home in a box.
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
He’ll come home in a box.
If nothing else, he’s consistently inconsistent.
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
If nothing else, he’s consistently inconsistent.
A, “kinder, gentler”, tag line, if you will.
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A, “kinder, gentler”, tag line, if you will.
If it’s thin enough, it starts pouring through your brain tissue, and that’s enough to make Peter Thiel’s day.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If it’s thin enough, it starts pouring through your brain tissue, and that’s enough to make Peter Thiel’s day.
Let’s hope he stays that way. I like my politicians to be a little idealistic, with the drive to get things done. More good comes out of that, than anything else.
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Let’s hope he stays that way. I like my politicians to be a little idealistic, with the drive to get things done. More good comes out of that, than anything else.
MMMMMEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT……
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
MMMMMEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT……
30K Husky Fans hate watching the Ducks.
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
30K Husky Fans hate watching the Ducks.
“Who is Bijan Robinson?” - Award Committees everywhere, probably…
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“Who is Bijan Robinson?” - Award Committees everywhere, probably…
Can you actually get Pop-Tarts that big? Asking for a friend.
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Can you actually get Pop-Tarts that big? Asking for a friend.
Closer to southern Oregon.
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Closer to southern Oregon.