Baseball Gregg
@baseballgregg.bsky.social
Proud owner of a used Toyota Corolla
https://baseballgregg.bandcamp.com/album/briefs
https://baseballgregg.bandcamp.com/album/briefs
After reading that one Emily Martin essay I'm pretty sure this is not how sperm work on a basic level
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
After reading that one Emily Martin essay I'm pretty sure this is not how sperm work on a basic level
Boyfriend's cow shit out this beautiful calf
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Boyfriend's cow shit out this beautiful calf
Took the day off for self care
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Took the day off for self care
I recorded the last two of ten honks on my phone
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I recorded the last two of ten honks on my phone
Hi Ken just pointing out a typo you might wanna fix
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hi Ken just pointing out a typo you might wanna fix
It's even better now with two different unhinged disclosures
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It's even better now with two different unhinged disclosures
Wait a second, is time a flat disk?
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wait a second, is time a flat disk?
Whenever a middle schooler gets in trouble they point at someone else in class and say "but they're doing it too!!! You're targeting me!!"
September 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Whenever a middle schooler gets in trouble they point at someone else in class and say "but they're doing it too!!! You're targeting me!!"
They would follow it with, "wait tell why she looks like this low key" and then pull up this pic on their phone
September 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They would follow it with, "wait tell why she looks like this low key" and then pull up this pic on their phone
Accidentally received my landlords mail
August 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Accidentally received my landlords mail
Obsessed with the pettiness and arrogance of the creators of Esperantu who clearly thought their dumb little language was fated for so much more
![Volapük (English: /ˈvɒləpʊk/;[2] Volapük: [volaˈpyk], 'Language of the World', or lit. 'World Speak') is a constructed language created in 1879 and 1880 by Johann Martin Schleyer, a Roman Catholic priest in Baden, Germany, who believed that God told him to create an international language.[1] Notable as the first major constructed international auxiliary language, the grammar comes from European languages and the vocabulary mostly from English (with some German and French). However, the roots are often distorted beyond recognition.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rmmbfeydq3js4vi4ljnfnjmq/bafkreierqsyvpnicr53o4sxagpsae4yrlplqh25mvsflq5f3efe3h5co2e@jpeg)
![The word Volapük or a variation thereof means "nonsense, gibberish" in certain languages, such as Danish[32] volapyk and Esperanto volapukaĵo.[33]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rmmbfeydq3js4vi4ljnfnjmq/bafkreifn7dl2nmf4qwzgfyis76arwzikzhlkkbt3wnzvc7aq4gk3nzctni@jpeg)
August 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Obsessed with the pettiness and arrogance of the creators of Esperantu who clearly thought their dumb little language was fated for so much more
They put a bow on it I'm dead
July 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They put a bow on it I'm dead
4 new (to me) albums listened to at the gym ranked from best to worse according to my bad taste
July 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
4 new (to me) albums listened to at the gym ranked from best to worse according to my bad taste
All friends are contractually obligated to come to this benefit show I helped organize
July 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
All friends are contractually obligated to come to this benefit show I helped organize
New York times article:
"Man identifies as Dom Top, only has average sized cock attached to himself"
"Man identifies as Dom Top, only has average sized cock attached to himself"
July 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New York times article:
"Man identifies as Dom Top, only has average sized cock attached to himself"
"Man identifies as Dom Top, only has average sized cock attached to himself"
What are you event talking about? Fuck you @tomsuozzi.bsky.social while your party was throwing us under the bus Mamdani stood firm in his convictions that queer rights are human rights, and now you continue to try and throw us under the bus?
July 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What are you event talking about? Fuck you @tomsuozzi.bsky.social while your party was throwing us under the bus Mamdani stood firm in his convictions that queer rights are human rights, and now you continue to try and throw us under the bus?
Also on the 4th of July the wine bar Ordinare is donating all proceeds to this legal defense fund fund I'll be there come hang out
July 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Also on the 4th of July the wine bar Ordinare is donating all proceeds to this legal defense fund fund I'll be there come hang out
We set a goal to raise $15,000 during the whole summer and we met that goal in 2 days!! Money is currently being transferred to lawyers to start helping families. Thank you all for sharing and donating, there are still a TON of families that need help, but this has been a huge success so far. 🔥 🔥✊
June 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We set a goal to raise $15,000 during the whole summer and we met that goal in 2 days!! Money is currently being transferred to lawyers to start helping families. Thank you all for sharing and donating, there are still a TON of families that need help, but this has been a huge success so far. 🔥 🔥✊
Ice arrests are happening at immigration courts in SF and Concord now. Please show up if you can
June 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ice arrests are happening at immigration courts in SF and Concord now. Please show up if you can
Another form of murder would be pushing Marc’s Humpty Dumpty ass off a wall
June 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Another form of murder would be pushing Marc’s Humpty Dumpty ass off a wall