tullamore vibes

if i weren’t ace i’d be an oppressed class (extremely submissive tops)

i’m generally ace irl but every time i see a huge ass i think about fucking it…and honestly i think i’d prefer topping if i were to actually have sex

has this worked for me? no, not yet. but i will keep trying until it does

laying belly-to-belly with [insert character here] as they inflate with beer and belch huge

developing problematic kinks (beer inflation)