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No political twattery, cancel culture or general trolling please, pretty please.
BTW - I'm married, live in France and am unlikely to fall for online scams - for those that are trying to groom me!
No political twattery, cancel culture or general trolling please, pretty please.
BTW - I'm married, live in France and am unlikely to fall for online scams - for those that are trying to groom me!
Honestly would rather a NATO without the US than a NATO with an unreliable US
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Honestly would rather a NATO without the US than a NATO with an unreliable US
Putin and Netanyahu are already upset that they didnt get it this year
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Putin and Netanyahu are already upset that they didnt get it this year
Putin will be pissed. He thought he was a shoe in 😄
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Putin will be pissed. He thought he was a shoe in 😄
Its a great way to have a break from the kids when theyre going mental.
It stops Trump meddling in politics for a couple of hours
It stops Trump meddling in politics for a couple of hours
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Its a great way to have a break from the kids when theyre going mental.
It stops Trump meddling in politics for a couple of hours
It stops Trump meddling in politics for a couple of hours
Ok but where you see FIFA l see genuinely teams & players that want to show their skills & desires.
Making it just about FIFA is wrong. Are all Americans arseholes just because Trump is?
This isn't Eurovision, this isn't FIFAs world cup. This is the world's game
Making it just about FIFA is wrong. Are all Americans arseholes just because Trump is?
This isn't Eurovision, this isn't FIFAs world cup. This is the world's game
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ok but where you see FIFA l see genuinely teams & players that want to show their skills & desires.
Making it just about FIFA is wrong. Are all Americans arseholes just because Trump is?
This isn't Eurovision, this isn't FIFAs world cup. This is the world's game
Making it just about FIFA is wrong. Are all Americans arseholes just because Trump is?
This isn't Eurovision, this isn't FIFAs world cup. This is the world's game
Oh come on. Fuck Infantino and Fuck FIFA. Everyone knows theyre corrupt, including the federation and the players.
But this is the World Cup and billions of people around the world just want the football, despite these cunts
But this is the World Cup and billions of people around the world just want the football, despite these cunts
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh come on. Fuck Infantino and Fuck FIFA. Everyone knows theyre corrupt, including the federation and the players.
But this is the World Cup and billions of people around the world just want the football, despite these cunts
But this is the World Cup and billions of people around the world just want the football, despite these cunts
Honestly a bald middle aged man trying to publicly suck off a fat 80-year-old is not a good look
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Honestly a bald middle aged man trying to publicly suck off a fat 80-year-old is not a good look
Infantino, "...and we've decided to change the name of the Jules Rimet trophy to the Trump cup. The biggest most beautiful cup in the world."
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Infantino, "...and we've decided to change the name of the Jules Rimet trophy to the Trump cup. The biggest most beautiful cup in the world."
What a joke! I wonder how many times the insecure man baby will be mentioning it in interviews over the next few weeks
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What a joke! I wonder how many times the insecure man baby will be mentioning it in interviews over the next few weeks
I would respectfully answer that " coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment" and mutter "you orange gob-shite" under my breath
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I would respectfully answer that " coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment" and mutter "you orange gob-shite" under my breath
This is the story that the right want to push out there. So it's not surprising.
I think it also not surprising that many ordinary folks will believe the sob story and may even feel sorry for this guy.
My only surprise is it's not being blamed on all the immigrants that are "flooding" the country
I think it also not surprising that many ordinary folks will believe the sob story and may even feel sorry for this guy.
My only surprise is it's not being blamed on all the immigrants that are "flooding" the country
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This is the story that the right want to push out there. So it's not surprising.
I think it also not surprising that many ordinary folks will believe the sob story and may even feel sorry for this guy.
My only surprise is it's not being blamed on all the immigrants that are "flooding" the country
I think it also not surprising that many ordinary folks will believe the sob story and may even feel sorry for this guy.
My only surprise is it's not being blamed on all the immigrants that are "flooding" the country
A prehistoric monster who doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks.... and an alligator
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
A prehistoric monster who doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks.... and an alligator
Crook on the Croc
(Realise it's an Alligator...)
(Realise it's an Alligator...)
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Crook on the Croc
(Realise it's an Alligator...)
(Realise it's an Alligator...)
I asked my lad and she said "lunchy" 🐶
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I asked my lad and she said "lunchy" 🐶
You lost me at 'Kitten'
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
You lost me at 'Kitten'
Sadly, he does, and they do.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Sadly, he does, and they do.
As an aside, he would be 83.
Does anyone really think the orange tub of larder would still be alive?
And even if he is, while hard to see in his general uneducated incompetence, he seems to be showing signs of dementia.
Honestly, with his lifestyle I'm fairly surprised that he's survived this long
Does anyone really think the orange tub of larder would still be alive?
And even if he is, while hard to see in his general uneducated incompetence, he seems to be showing signs of dementia.
Honestly, with his lifestyle I'm fairly surprised that he's survived this long
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
As an aside, he would be 83.
Does anyone really think the orange tub of larder would still be alive?
And even if he is, while hard to see in his general uneducated incompetence, he seems to be showing signs of dementia.
Honestly, with his lifestyle I'm fairly surprised that he's survived this long
Does anyone really think the orange tub of larder would still be alive?
And even if he is, while hard to see in his general uneducated incompetence, he seems to be showing signs of dementia.
Honestly, with his lifestyle I'm fairly surprised that he's survived this long
If the bar is Trump, then you could have elected a head of lettuce and still been doing better and be taken more seriously on the global stage 🫤
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If the bar is Trump, then you could have elected a head of lettuce and still been doing better and be taken more seriously on the global stage 🫤
That's proper "War of the Worlds" 😄
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
That's proper "War of the Worlds" 😄
The edit was an error but ultimately the report did not misrepresent Trumps speach. A wipe between the segments would have been enough.
I hope the BBC don't kowtow to trump and offer a token few million to his presidential library like other broadcasters have done.
An apology is sufficient. Move on
I hope the BBC don't kowtow to trump and offer a token few million to his presidential library like other broadcasters have done.
An apology is sufficient. Move on
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The edit was an error but ultimately the report did not misrepresent Trumps speach. A wipe between the segments would have been enough.
I hope the BBC don't kowtow to trump and offer a token few million to his presidential library like other broadcasters have done.
An apology is sufficient. Move on
I hope the BBC don't kowtow to trump and offer a token few million to his presidential library like other broadcasters have done.
An apology is sufficient. Move on
I let him! Hmm interesting 😄
"A reach around" is UK slang for a sexual act.
I've let him do nowt.
The US political and legal class are letting him do this and you maybe right that it'll end in blood but I doubt it. It will probably end with a pathetic whimper.
"A reach around" is UK slang for a sexual act.
I've let him do nowt.
The US political and legal class are letting him do this and you maybe right that it'll end in blood but I doubt it. It will probably end with a pathetic whimper.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I let him! Hmm interesting 😄
"A reach around" is UK slang for a sexual act.
I've let him do nowt.
The US political and legal class are letting him do this and you maybe right that it'll end in blood but I doubt it. It will probably end with a pathetic whimper.
"A reach around" is UK slang for a sexual act.
I've let him do nowt.
The US political and legal class are letting him do this and you maybe right that it'll end in blood but I doubt it. It will probably end with a pathetic whimper.