Ben Asher
@basher88.bsky.social
Dad, Teacher, Sports Fan, Comedy Connoisseur
We all remember his iconic call at the 1980 Olympics, "aaaand...it is a.... miracle."
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
We all remember his iconic call at the 1980 Olympics, "aaaand...it is a.... miracle."
I think of him as Stepford Johnny Manziel
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I think of him as Stepford Johnny Manziel
That dude has been 7 years older than his actual age for his whole career. There was a clip where I think Jordan Bell was asked about learning from the older vets like Looney and he responded "um, I'm older than Kevon."
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
That dude has been 7 years older than his actual age for his whole career. There was a clip where I think Jordan Bell was asked about learning from the older vets like Looney and he responded "um, I'm older than Kevon."
Calls to mind the Bomani Jones "Is He Still in the League?" segments from the ESPN Radio days
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Calls to mind the Bomani Jones "Is He Still in the League?" segments from the ESPN Radio days
Well, maybe home field in name only, but still
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Well, maybe home field in name only, but still
It's also not at all inconceivable that we could end up with a 49ers/Rams NFC title game, in which case they're playing for home field advantage
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It's also not at all inconceivable that we could end up with a 49ers/Rams NFC title game, in which case they're playing for home field advantage
Fun fact, he played at Villanova with 3 current Knicks! Not sure if that's ever come up
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Fun fact, he played at Villanova with 3 current Knicks! Not sure if that's ever come up
So they're in police custard-y?
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So they're in police custard-y?
Too many men on the field? Nah, that's an augmented 11th baby
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Too many men on the field? Nah, that's an augmented 11th baby
Wrong question, ask again
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wrong question, ask again
But did you know he's not just a runner??
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
But did you know he's not just a runner??
Wait until people realize their tax dollars are paying for free hijabs in public MEN'S bathrooms!
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wait until people realize their tax dollars are paying for free hijabs in public MEN'S bathrooms!
So, who's the player whose camp is most likely to have lobbied ESPN to hide FGM/FGA?
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
So, who's the player whose camp is most likely to have lobbied ESPN to hide FGM/FGA?
People forget Dr. Naismith was a PROBLEM 🔥🔥🔥
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
People forget Dr. Naismith was a PROBLEM 🔥🔥🔥
The amount that dude could put away at Blue Nile...
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The amount that dude could put away at Blue Nile...
It's called anointment, show some respect
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's called anointment, show some respect
Are they or are they not now playing with the big boys?
September 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Are they or are they not now playing with the big boys?
They're playing Castellanos on 9/11, they were doomed from the beginning
September 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They're playing Castellanos on 9/11, they were doomed from the beginning
"I'll tell you who's not missing any minutes of film, are those outstanding young men in the quarterback room grinding game tape"
July 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"I'll tell you who's not missing any minutes of film, are those outstanding young men in the quarterback room grinding game tape"
Someone needs to sign Jared Sullinger to a 10-day contract just for this purpose
July 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Someone needs to sign Jared Sullinger to a 10-day contract just for this purpose
Wait, is this the main camera angle on ESPN and not some kind of AltCast or something?
July 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wait, is this the main camera angle on ESPN and not some kind of AltCast or something?
Right, he's only stepping away from the controller to drive to his just-because podiatrist appointment
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Right, he's only stepping away from the controller to drive to his just-because podiatrist appointment