Me at work looking at my new Switch2

LOOK AT THE BLANKIE I’M MAKING!!!!! I’m nearing the end.

What was it, two months ago? When I needed to give Winnie IV fluids? Now I have to *checks notes* nebulize my son 2-3 times a day for the next 14 days.

This’ll be easier. Eeyore’s the most zen guy who deals well in Situations and also Predicaments.

I dream to be this unbothered

Antony Bridgerton

First it’s “you’re radiant,” then, “there’s someone better than me for you out there.”

Next it’s “you’re a rare gem,” then it’s, “there’s someone better than me for you out there.”

My favorite Easter tradition is decorating eggs that draw parallels between the suffering of Christ at his crucifixion to the suffering of people today.

Every year I upset my parents.

Am I doing this wrong?

let’s goooooooooo!!!!! i just need a white bun to complete the gradient

Guess who’s old enough for kindergarten! We’re the Big Five. 🥹

I am SO excited for Winnie’s spay surgery on Thursday. We’ll be one step closer to holy matrimony this spring.

And maybe she’ll stop peeing outside the litter box and pooping on my bed.

She’s just in love with me! She sleeps on my bed every night and demands snuggles.

she boobily

LOOK AT THEM! My babies!! I drove them a half hour for a photoshoot with Santa.

On day five, we’ve decided that a good place to sleep is next to mom. 🥰

All of my rabbits have hashtags and for this girl I’m thinking #BigTitsWinnie.

Earlier I thought about Winnie the Wonderbun but that sounds like it’s been taken.

She’s scared shitless, but her life just got a major upgrade and in time she’ll be a happy girl!

Meet Winnie! Formerly “Bunny Foo Foo”