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My 6th grader started working in the school store. I said, “Excellent. Seize the means of production. Power to the worker.” But on his 1st day, he called out to the masses: “Who here does not have money?” And proceeded to kick out everyone who raised their hand. 😕
October 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My 6th grader started working in the school store. I said, “Excellent. Seize the means of production. Power to the worker.” But on his 1st day, he called out to the masses: “Who here does not have money?” And proceeded to kick out everyone who raised their hand. 😕
My son said there weren’t many ppl who preferred Dr Alan Grant over Ian Malcolm. I responded: “Well, they’re both emotionally unavailable Science Daddies.” And now he won’t talk to me about movies anymore…
August 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My son said there weren’t many ppl who preferred Dr Alan Grant over Ian Malcolm. I responded: “Well, they’re both emotionally unavailable Science Daddies.” And now he won’t talk to me about movies anymore…
My kids are making a list of potential replacements for their father, for some reason. So far it’s been “guy from BK commercial,” “Capital One guy” & LeBron James. Then my 11 year old says, “or the fox from Zootopia.” FINALLY a serious contender..
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My kids are making a list of potential replacements for their father, for some reason. So far it’s been “guy from BK commercial,” “Capital One guy” & LeBron James. Then my 11 year old says, “or the fox from Zootopia.” FINALLY a serious contender..
New #catchphrase dropped. I was talking about a room project when I accidentally said it’ll take “2 pains of can’t.”.
July 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
New #catchphrase dropped. I was talking about a room project when I accidentally said it’ll take “2 pains of can’t.”.
HMO: The Great Muppet Gatsby. Pedro Pascal in the titular role, Miss Piggy as Daisy, Kermit as Nick, Fozzi as Tim (who in this version is just really focused on his comedy career). And it’s a billboard of Animal’s eyes…
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
HMO: The Great Muppet Gatsby. Pedro Pascal in the titular role, Miss Piggy as Daisy, Kermit as Nick, Fozzi as Tim (who in this version is just really focused on his comedy career). And it’s a billboard of Animal’s eyes…
Hey if you’re GenX or Millenial & you want to rage-remember the grape-culture frenzy of the late 90s, there’s a doc on Peacock about Girls Gone Wild…bring something to punch…(preferably that sh!tf**k Joe Francis)
April 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hey if you’re GenX or Millenial & you want to rage-remember the grape-culture frenzy of the late 90s, there’s a doc on Peacock about Girls Gone Wild…bring something to punch…(preferably that sh!tf**k Joe Francis)
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just overheard my tween & teen boys say goodbye to each other before school, & “I love you!” in emphatic, silly voices & I feel like that is anti-fascist, in its own way. That’s def not happening in Elon’s mornings. Or DT’s, or JD’s. They’ll never have that. So they win NOTHING. Good day, sir!
April 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I just overheard my tween & teen boys say goodbye to each other before school, & “I love you!” in emphatic, silly voices & I feel like that is anti-fascist, in its own way. That’s def not happening in Elon’s mornings. Or DT’s, or JD’s. They’ll never have that. So they win NOTHING. Good day, sir!
The Father of Brain Rot…
February 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Father of Brain Rot…
Somebody stole my little Harris 4 President sign off my lawn on Jan 6th. I guess it was like their own personal Tiny Desk Insurrection…
February 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Somebody stole my little Harris 4 President sign off my lawn on Jan 6th. I guess it was like their own personal Tiny Desk Insurrection…
I requested a copy of The Communist Manifesto to my local college bookstore around Christmastime. They got it in for me, & I purchased it. Yesterday they called me to tell me my order was in. I explained that it must have been a duplicate order. But now they have it in stock…excellent….
February 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I requested a copy of The Communist Manifesto to my local college bookstore around Christmastime. They got it in for me, & I purchased it. Yesterday they called me to tell me my order was in. I explained that it must have been a duplicate order. But now they have it in stock…excellent….