Happy birthday bmo! Have a wonderful day!

That's awesome! Congrats!

For anyone thinking of downloading this:

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Glad it was a relatively easy fix at least!

Fair point. I guess you'd be able to tell just by disconnecting the keyboard anyway.
My next steps would be running a couple virus scans and looking through task manager to see if there's anything extra suspicious 🤷

Have you tried using a different keyboard and mouse already? It sounds a lot like the computer thinks page down is being held or scroll lock is enabled or something 🤔