BaslimtheCripple
@baslimthecripple.bsky.social
More of a rocket scientist than Musk ever was.
Actually a moon base, not city, is a necessary first step for a manned mars mission.
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Actually a moon base, not city, is a necessary first step for a manned mars mission.
Win or lose? I think at this point mostly just lose.
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Win or lose? I think at this point mostly just lose.
The 5 year old who scored a goal for the other team.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The 5 year old who scored a goal for the other team.
The cowardly lion has fallen.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The cowardly lion has fallen.
If I send him my old Tennis trophies can I get an ambassadorship?
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If I send him my old Tennis trophies can I get an ambassadorship?
Always repay kindness with kindness. Proud of you.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Always repay kindness with kindness. Proud of you.
About as much as the rubber stamp Reichstag.
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
About as much as the rubber stamp Reichstag.
JD will say that you can drive to Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
JD will say that you can drive to Venezuela.
That’s a lot of kids.
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
That’s a lot of kids.
No time to waste. We need to get started now.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No time to waste. We need to get started now.
We’ll obviously have to nationalize them. We the taxpayers will have to pay off the healthcare companies at a fair market value. It’ll be a good investment if we can eliminate the health insurance industry.
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We’ll obviously have to nationalize them. We the taxpayers will have to pay off the healthcare companies at a fair market value. It’ll be a good investment if we can eliminate the health insurance industry.
That’s a different version of the American exceptionalism myth.
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That’s a different version of the American exceptionalism myth.
Trump-class? Must be pretty shitty.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Trump-class? Must be pretty shitty.
Way too late for Stephen Miller.
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Way too late for Stephen Miller.
Didn’t you hear Sec. Bessent? Your income tax refund check is your tariff bonus check. Now you don’t know which one you aren’t getting.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Didn’t you hear Sec. Bessent? Your income tax refund check is your tariff bonus check. Now you don’t know which one you aren’t getting.
This goes along with Bessent telling people they were getting a $2k tariff bonus - in the form of their tax refunds which of course have nothing to do with tariffs.
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This goes along with Bessent telling people they were getting a $2k tariff bonus - in the form of their tax refunds which of course have nothing to do with tariffs.
No, fentanyl does not come from Venezuela. According to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and numerous counternarcotics experts, there is no evidence that fentanyl is produced or trafficked from Venezuela to the United States.
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
No, fentanyl does not come from Venezuela. According to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and numerous counternarcotics experts, there is no evidence that fentanyl is produced or trafficked from Venezuela to the United States.
They used Fentanyl for my angioplasty.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They used Fentanyl for my angioplasty.
Wonder how much daddy paid to get him in the lineup?
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wonder how much daddy paid to get him in the lineup?
Other way around. 21% had no drugs. Doesn’t change the fact that killing them was illegal. Doesn’t change the fact that drug smugglers don’t have a crew of 11 on a small boat.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Other way around. 21% had no drugs. Doesn’t change the fact that killing them was illegal. Doesn’t change the fact that drug smugglers don’t have a crew of 11 on a small boat.
They aren’t on vacation. They are doing their primary job - fundraising for the GOP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They aren’t on vacation. They are doing their primary job - fundraising for the GOP.
It’s the camera adding 10 lbs?
Actually, Scarlett is incredibly sexy and successful and not emaciated.
Actually, Scarlett is incredibly sexy and successful and not emaciated.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s the camera adding 10 lbs?
Actually, Scarlett is incredibly sexy and successful and not emaciated.
Actually, Scarlett is incredibly sexy and successful and not emaciated.
I figured it meant blowing out a clogged artery. Not even close.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I figured it meant blowing out a clogged artery. Not even close.
How was he to know that the rest of the world wouldn’t go along with calling Putin on day 1 to say “we surrender”?
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How was he to know that the rest of the world wouldn’t go along with calling Putin on day 1 to say “we surrender”?