What do you call a chicken coop that has 4 doors? A chicken sedan.
June 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What do you call a chicken coop that has 4 doors? A chicken sedan.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
April 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
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Do what you can
Be part of the revolution
This is going to take some time and it’s going to hurt and hopefully, it will be them that it hurts the most
Be part of the revolution
This is going to take some time and it’s going to hurt and hopefully, it will be them that it hurts the most
February 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Do what you can
Be part of the revolution
This is going to take some time and it’s going to hurt and hopefully, it will be them that it hurts the most
Be part of the revolution
This is going to take some time and it’s going to hurt and hopefully, it will be them that it hurts the most
What is silent and smells like worms? Bird farts.
February 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What is silent and smells like worms? Bird farts.
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With my WHOLE chest
February 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
With my WHOLE chest
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A bananana!
February 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A bananana!
Why don't zombies like to eat ghosts? They taste like sheet.
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why don't zombies like to eat ghosts? They taste like sheet.
What is the difference between cameras and socks? Cameras take photos, socks take five toes.
January 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What is the difference between cameras and socks? Cameras take photos, socks take five toes.
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This is what we all should remember.
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is what we all should remember.
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ICYMI: My floor speech about Elon Musk’s Nazi Salute.
Did not expect this to go as viral as it has, but it needed to be said.
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Did not expect this to go as viral as it has, but it needed to be said.
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Sen. Polehanki Blasts Elon Must Fascist Nazi Salute
YouTube video by Senator Dayna Polehanki
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January 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
ICYMI: My floor speech about Elon Musk’s Nazi Salute.
Did not expect this to go as viral as it has, but it needed to be said.
Speech text 👇🏼
Did not expect this to go as viral as it has, but it needed to be said.
Speech text 👇🏼
What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan.
January 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan.
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What do you call a hen that likes to count her eggs? A mathemachicken.
January 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
What do you call a hen that likes to count her eggs? A mathemachicken.