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Bastian Hart
@bastianhart.bsky.social
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queer cryptid of color • ascending to mosshood • weird fiction writer • librarian

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Animated gif from the TV show Twin Peaks. A white man is speaking into a recording device while driving. In the background are tall trees. A caption reads: Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
February 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Work wife is work-wifing too close to the sun with this one, fuck
Screenshot of a text that reads: If your book sells I’m getting my nipples pierced in celebration just because of this passage
February 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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every time i open chrome, this tab commemorates the night i was so high i misspelled Joan during my 3am pope hole
August 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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I'm super stoked to announce that I'm represented by @slechon.bsky.social at the Azantian Literary Agency.

I wrote a book about alienation, liminal spaces, and trying to return home again when home doesn't want you back, and Shannon decided that it was worth sharing with the world.
An image of a printed manuscript titled This Must Be the Place by Bastian Hart. There's a brown, patterned teapot and a teacup sitting nearby.
July 10, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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It's been 50 years since the death of Large Marge, so I'm home from work, chipping away at the manuscript that has borne her moniker for years.
January 11, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Ayyyyyyyy!
October 4, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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I have now read multiple personalized query rejections in taco bell drive-throughs.

I already cherish my personalized rejections, but pairing them with a large baja blast?
A still of Pacha from the Emperor's New Groove doing a chef's kiss gesture. He's illustrated in a wide, angular style. He has dark hair and thick eyebrows. He's wearing a green tunic and a brown head covering.
August 27, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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1: he loved the books (The Twisted Ones by @tkingfisher.bsky.social and Nothing But Blackened Teeth by Cassandra Khaw)

2: look at this little fuck:
Picture shows a black tattoo of a small gnome or gremlin like creature standing in some grass. The creature has a hood that parts in two on top of his head like ears, has two eyes that look like they've seen something terrible. The eyes are looking in two differenr directions. The creature is in an odd dress, with stubby legs with prominent knees. He wears black boots.
August 12, 2023 at 12:41 AM
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The poster image for The Stepfather, starring Terry O'Quinn. He is bearded with glasses. He's standing, looking away, toward a mirror. The mirror is dusty and written on the mirror is the question "Who am I here?" His reflection is clean shaven and without glasses. His reflection is wearing different clothes.
July 15, 2023 at 3:09 PM