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The crunch kids crave.
It was squirt
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
There is AA domestic terrorist in that photo…
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
And you ate something incredibly stupid for dinner
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Inshallah
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
He’s suffering because god knows he hasn’t paid his debts to Donald Boat
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 AM
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Vaxed?
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Nebraska?
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Okay good. Thank you for your service.
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
As long as they stay below the ego death doses it’s still a good time.

And then suddenly very much well not.
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Eh you can always drink a beer or 4 to come off mushrooms a bit.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Awe but they don’t get fun until 3g at least. You gotta be able to see the fibers that make up your wall or what’s the point.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Uh… maybe look into 3-5g of “spicy” mushrooms.
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Long walk from Chat Room to Caesar’s. Maybe a stop at Latitude 29?
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@clueheywood.bsky.social it’s your time to shine.
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Genius. Okay how do we get Dan Harmon on board?
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Honestly by the sober light of day I wouldn’t be against McDonalds doing a butter chicken McChicken.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did the Mayflower have a drunk tank?
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Don’t blame yourself, he’s the one that speaks his name wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hey good news, you’re now ah! 4 billion, 432 million, 291 thousand 435.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM