This is the happiest place on earth.

We haven’t had power since Tuesday night (luckily we have a generator). Our eta for power was tomorrow at noon. Our neighborhood got power for 4 minutes tonight. Now our ETA is Monday at 10am.

I’m going to pull a Milton Waddams soon….. pretty sure the rest of the moms in my hood are with me.

Having @theonion.com buy info wars is just *chefs kiss*

10/10, no notes

I guess we’ve all finally decided this is our new place huh?

Bought the spawn some parachute fireworks. There were no army men attached to the parachutes.

We’re both highly disappointed.

😍

If getting puked on was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold.

Please make it stop.

Today (tomorrow? What is a day) we find out exactly what my limit is for functioning with no sleep while no longer being in my 20’s thanks to the baby puking every 20 minutes like clock work. Fffffuuuuuucccccckkkkkk

Who else is up with a puking baby while their spouse is out of town and praying their 4 year doesn’t also start puking? Oh? Just me? Cool. Cool.

In the movie The Little Mermaid does Prince Eric skip leg day? Because in Dreamlight Vally he absolutely does.

Okay but are there any other Community Managers here in these parts?

If not I happen to know where I can get a wholeass gaggle of them.

(Also devs plz let CM’s on so they can start breaking things too. We good at that.)

I am DEEP into Dreamlight valley. I’m literally sitting here planting 100 cotton plants because kristoff can’t be bothered to carry fabric when I need it.

Are we taking bets on Paul breaking bsky with this update?

It’s halfway sunny and warmish in Seattle so you better get your bubble on.

Today I peaked as a parent. My 4 year old and I made it outside for the garbage truck AND the recycle truck. And they both honked at him. It’s all downhill from here kid.

Whyyyyyyy can’t apple make the alarm with a gentle crescendo like android?
Sure, I love being woken up from a dead sleep by a RAGING alarm every morning because my phone is permanently on silent so I have no idea what level the ringer is at.

My interests:
🎮 video games
👩‍✈️flying (GA)
⛷️skiing
👩‍💻community building
🐶dogs (and a 🐈‍⬛)
👩‍👦promoting, encouraging, helping moms
👩‍💻Gamers Outreach
🍣sushi
🧘‍♀️pilates
✈️travel