Pinned
A man. A plan. A canal. Bathtub Salts.
Before I fell asleep I saw a wolf face. I breathed out and the wolf got older. I breathed in. Breathed out. The wolf got older with every breath I exhaled. I fell asleep to a white and elderly wolf face.
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Before I fell asleep I saw a wolf face. I breathed out and the wolf got older. I breathed in. Breathed out. The wolf got older with every breath I exhaled. I fell asleep to a white and elderly wolf face.
Had a dream. Someone told me they liked my frames 👓 and I said “thanks they’re 11 years old”
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Had a dream. Someone told me they liked my frames 👓 and I said “thanks they’re 11 years old”
Awake and barely coherent. Work after 7 glorious days off.
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Awake and barely coherent. Work after 7 glorious days off.
Yes, internet. I get it. You want everyone to Buy that split end hair remover thingy.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Yes, internet. I get it. You want everyone to Buy that split end hair remover thingy.
The best part of the new Anaconda is the headbutt and Thandiwe Newton’s delivery of the best line of the movie
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The best part of the new Anaconda is the headbutt and Thandiwe Newton’s delivery of the best line of the movie
Holy crap I’m full of new years gas ⛽️
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Holy crap I’m full of new years gas ⛽️
A solid dive bar Reuben and fries. 😋
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
A solid dive bar Reuben and fries. 😋
Cheesy potatoes
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Cheesy potatoes
Bought some fun stuff with my tip money. Beep beep 🏃♂️
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bought some fun stuff with my tip money. Beep beep 🏃♂️
40 dollar tip 🤩
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
40 dollar tip 🤩
Pretty good day
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Pretty good day
Hawk swooped thru my block
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hawk swooped thru my block
She’s a blessing to any life she touches. not the ball. The she.
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
She’s a blessing to any life she touches. not the ball. The she.
Large painful buttcheek zit
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Large painful buttcheek zit
The scotch tape was in my pocket. 8 totally had a pocket
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The scotch tape was in my pocket. 8 totally had a pocket
I lost the scotch tape while stationary. How the fuck does that even happen?! I don’t even have pockets!
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I lost the scotch tape while stationary. How the fuck does that even happen?! I don’t even have pockets!
I am comically bad at wrapping gifts.
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am comically bad at wrapping gifts.
Sometimes you gotta go back and tie up loose ends
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sometimes you gotta go back and tie up loose ends
Gas station gyro belches
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gas station gyro belches
Gas station gyro
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Gas station gyro
them working hard to not see me
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
them working hard to not see me
What a day what a life 🤩
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What a day what a life 🤩