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Marty Jr. or Sr.?
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Marty Jr. or Sr.?
The first Star Wars was the best because that's where we meet the robots for the first time
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The first Star Wars was the best because that's where we meet the robots for the first time
If he didn't think The Beatles were cool I can't imagine how he felt about the music that was actually popular that year
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If he didn't think The Beatles were cool I can't imagine how he felt about the music that was actually popular that year
If the movie ended in San Antonio he never would have found his bike!
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If the movie ended in San Antonio he never would have found his bike!
Wonderful Christmastime was right there
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wonderful Christmastime was right there
Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin
That's when she realized she needed to be with someone more eyeline appropriate
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
That's when she realized she needed to be with someone more eyeline appropriate
Why not just call it Xs and Os, sir?
Because we will use that to express kissing, but only in letters
Because we will use that to express kissing, but only in letters
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why not just call it Xs and Os, sir?
Because we will use that to express kissing, but only in letters
Because we will use that to express kissing, but only in letters
What about by mid-summer?
September 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
What about by mid-summer?
Can confirm. This movie about trash from the 90s is fun
July 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Can confirm. This movie about trash from the 90s is fun
THREE sci-fi films were released that day
June 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
THREE sci-fi films were released that day
They left it all on the table yesterday
June 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They left it all on the table yesterday
Who could have guessed that the dumbest Canadian election conspiracy would come after the election?
May 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Who could have guessed that the dumbest Canadian election conspiracy would come after the election?
It literally was!
March 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It literally was!