My name is Bathysaurus Ferox because I am a Benthic Carbon Sink

Coming soon: Permanent Half-Mast Flagpoles

(Married to someone who plays)

It’s funny tho because I think of elves being too uptight for jazz… it’s gritty irreverent lawless mischief goblins

“Jazz and Elves” is so so so wrong I’m dying

WTF is a “leftover deviled egg “?

Wharton State Forest, NJ

Nope. My MIL has made cold raw egg lemon "soup" too many times, never gonna try that again.

I supposedly get Netflix for free from tmobile...I logged in once at my brother's house 1000 miles away, and now it has decided that _that_ is the home ip address and I'm not allowed to watch in NJ anymore. I got him to log out, now he can't log back in and nobody can watch anything anywhere

I was fortunate enough to travel abroad this year and I'm always so impressed by actual freedoms... I feel real despair upon returning home to this stagnant hole in the molding Swiss cheese of corruption

Jet Star Roller Coaster, Seaside Heights Sea, New Jersey, 2012
image from google search, no attribution