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Bert Vanderbauwhede
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A Dark Angels explains to a techpriest, pointing to a whiteboard: "The real reason the Empreror didn't make the Primarchs female was because he knew how y'all would behave around 12ft tall muscular chicks with daddy issues."
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Artist: cnmbwjx3
The 19 known Primarchs from Warhammer 40,000 (pre-Horus Heresy), reimagined as hot, muscular anime girls.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Cover of the manga Uzumaki by Junji Ito.
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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No no, you're right. If you look up "ass clown" in a dictionary, this is the image next to the definition:
Kash Patel, staring into your soul.
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Charlie Kirk with tiny face. Main text: "Listen up, liberals: counting or not counting gang violence -- hrnnghrghhjjughhhbrrrrghugh" -- Carotid Kirk, Founder, Turning Pale USA Logo text: These colors don't cum
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I feel sorry for my kidnappers.
Alan Ritchson as Jack Reacher in the TV series Reacher.
August 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Trump, kneeling and praying, while ghost Epstein stands behind him, and has his hand on Trump's shoulder.
August 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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CE4: It's probing time!
Paul the alien from the movie Paul (2011), holding up a finger.
August 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Cover of the comic book "Army of Darkness/Bubba Ho-Tep"
August 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Could be worse.
A spore mantis from the movie Kong: Skull Island.
August 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Clip from Seinfeld. Kramer and Frank Costanza discussing the terms "bro" and "mansiere".
July 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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What We Do in the Shadows
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Header: A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. Body: I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
July 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Mean Guns (1997)
July 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Bosch
July 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Cover of the book "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus" by Chuck Tingle Cover of the book "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love" by Chuck Tingle.
July 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
July 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Pedro Pascal in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.
July 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Two photos. The first one is the unredacted version, and shows Joseph Stalin and Nikolai Yezhov by the Moscow canal. The second one is the redacted version with Yezhov completely removed.
July 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Cover of the TTRPG Das Schwarze Auge.
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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But what if ...
Anime style image of 5 cute femboys in a Femboy Hooters uniform.
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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(sorry)
The Chase (1994)
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Conan the Barbarian (1982) Repo Man (1984) The Fifth Element (1997) Starship Troopers (1997)
July 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM