My son has a short attention span. We started a movie night with the rule that no other screens are allowed during the movie, which required confiscating his phone to achieve. The first film was Deadpool. He is now exclaiming "hashtag testicle with teeth." I have no regrets.
#testiclewithteeth

I am convinced the majority of men who identify as alpha males or sigma males are more accurately defined as smegma males.
#smegmamales
#smegmamale
#reddwarf