@batsfordio.bsky.social
Got a house boat docked at the Himbo Dome
Not sure if this is a joke. If he's still alive, it'll be the current rapist
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Not sure if this is a joke. If he's still alive, it'll be the current rapist
The lack of any Scunthorpe Utd supporters/media/players is the one and only thing I miss from Twitter
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The lack of any Scunthorpe Utd supporters/media/players is the one and only thing I miss from Twitter
After that white American man had a pop at him, can I suggest all white American men should be re-examined
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
After that white American man had a pop at him, can I suggest all white American men should be re-examined
Oh my god, I didn't realise that was him! Surely that level of cringe excludes him from any position of power for life
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Oh my god, I didn't realise that was him! Surely that level of cringe excludes him from any position of power for life
If this isn't just plain old racism, please ask her where Boris Johnson was born
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If this isn't just plain old racism, please ask her where Boris Johnson was born
How is somebody *that* stupid and *that* poor at communicating head of the FBI?!? Insane stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How is somebody *that* stupid and *that* poor at communicating head of the FBI?!? Insane stuff.
I hear she calls it her monthly minute
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I hear she calls it her monthly minute
Why... why doesn't he just say no???
(Spoiler: We all know why he doesn't say no)
(Spoiler: We all know why he doesn't say no)
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Why... why doesn't he just say no???
(Spoiler: We all know why he doesn't say no)
(Spoiler: We all know why he doesn't say no)
*investigators fire up Photoshop*
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*investigators fire up Photoshop*
Oh yeah, this is really fucking good. And very timely. Thank you @terzijdehorde.bsky.social and thank you @treblezine.bsky.social for bringing them to my attention
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Oh yeah, this is really fucking good. And very timely. Thank you @terzijdehorde.bsky.social and thank you @treblezine.bsky.social for bringing them to my attention
"We've got our best men on it. No stone will be left unturned"
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"We've got our best men on it. No stone will be left unturned"
He means, they haven't figured out which marginalised group they can try to pin this on?
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He means, they haven't figured out which marginalised group they can try to pin this on?
Ooh yeah, some belters in there and a few to discover. Love this time of year. Although I do wonder how many people have heard the Cave Sermon album?
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ooh yeah, some belters in there and a few to discover. Love this time of year. Although I do wonder how many people have heard the Cave Sermon album?
a) that's absolute bollocks, and anyway b) 2023 isn't 20 years ago.
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
a) that's absolute bollocks, and anyway b) 2023 isn't 20 years ago.
Brazil showing up "the world's greatest democracy" or whatever America thinks it is
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Brazil showing up "the world's greatest democracy" or whatever America thinks it is
It was clearly enough for a number of teachers to raise concerns about him as well
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It was clearly enough for a number of teachers to raise concerns about him as well
They were even better than I'd expected. I had been foiled so many times before. But I went straight out the next day and bought tickets for their Birmingham show the following year. It was never to be. So sad.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
They were even better than I'd expected. I had been foiled so many times before. But I went straight out the next day and bought tickets for their Birmingham show the following year. It was never to be. So sad.
Remember somebody saying if a band you like come near, go. I try to heed it as I get older. You never know when they'll call it quits and live music is never a bad idea. Only got to see Low once, on what heartbreakingly turned out to be their final tour. They were remarkable.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Remember somebody saying if a band you like come near, go. I try to heed it as I get older. You never know when they'll call it quits and live music is never a bad idea. Only got to see Low once, on what heartbreakingly turned out to be their final tour. They were remarkable.
What next? The P word is just short for Pakistani? Let me guess, lots of his friends are black?
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What next? The P word is just short for Pakistani? Let me guess, lots of his friends are black?
He's beyond stupid
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He's beyond stupid
So basically, every accusation is true
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So basically, every accusation is true
Ooh yeah, very much looking Rodeo Boys. Missed that somehow, so thanks. Definite in the Mannequin Pussy/Gouge Away wheelhouse of goodness
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ooh yeah, very much looking Rodeo Boys. Missed that somehow, so thanks. Definite in the Mannequin Pussy/Gouge Away wheelhouse of goodness