Tenacious B.G. aka Nick Furry
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Tenacious B.G. aka Nick Furry
@battlegriffon.bsky.social
Douglas Adams fan & 2021 MMM Combatant
On-Site Manager & Tetherball Instructor, Decamp Champ Island
Don't Panic! We have plenty of towels!
Gotta keep the carnivores from eating their neighbors. Can you imagine the feast Harpy Eagle (aka Mothman Chicken) would have with so many primates visiting this year?
#2025MMM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
That's okay, Mr. Murdermittens. We don't allow thievery on Decamp Champ Island! We have tons of bloody organs, no energy effort required. Plus, there are enough activities to keep your mind active & your muscles lean & strong.

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April 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yikes! Hear me out, Polar Bears.

Pick-up tetherball... Winner gets the right to woo the female. You'll keep your teefies, which means you'll have a beautiful smile to dazzle her with.

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April 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's a very good word! #2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"SPRING-POUNCE" is also my favorite mode of attack. Alas, spicy-feathered demon birbs are not susceptible to such. #2024MMM
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Welcome to Decamp Champ Island, Gelada! Dry off with one of our floofiest towels & warm up with a hot beverage. We'll swap falling out of tree stories until we can arrange your reunion with your band. #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Not in the face! Not in the face!"
~ Arthur Everest & probably this Gelada
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April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If Puma wants to snack on a DOGE employee, I think we would all look the other way. #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
But... but... I had just alerted the medical unit & collected all the aloe... #2025MMM
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March 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No one on Decamp Champ Island can spell anyway.
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March 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Welcome, Addax! We have a nice, relaxing spa package ready to soothe your frayed nerves. #2025MMM
March 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"felid's scent" .... translation: kitty stank #2025MMM
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March 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Don't we all? #2025MMM
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March 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Welcome, Seal! Don't let the island locale fool you. Decamp Champ Island has plenty of freshwater lakes! And nets are strictly forbidden anywhere other than the bad mitten court! #2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All medical care is included in her stay! She will get to rest poolside, where the only bear claws to fear are the kind with almond paste. #2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Excuse me, Mr. Langur. Would you mind bunking with Mr. Capuchin until your respective conspecifics arrive? It's just that Ms. Mothman Chicken looks a little too excited to see you. #2025MMM
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March 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM

Don't worry. We can help reunite you with your group if you don't want to stay with us on Decamp Champ Island. ... and we'll have security keep an eye on Harpy Eagle until then. #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In accordance with the teachings of Saint Douglas, we have plenty of towels, spotty friend! Welcome to Decamp Champ Island. We look forward to many handstands.
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March 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well done, Cloud Rat! We have many trees to climb on Decamp Champ Island. Perhaps you would like to join the payroll as a tetherball referee. #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Universal advice! #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I would like to purchase eleventy million stickers of this illustration please. #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Stoopid humans! The only things worse than a human are spicy demon birbs & mothman chicken. #2025MMM
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March 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM