Tenacious B.G. aka Nick Furry
@battlegriffon.bsky.social
Douglas Adams fan & 2021 MMM Combatant
On-Site Manager & Tetherball Instructor, Decamp Champ Island
Don't Panic! We have plenty of towels!
On-Site Manager & Tetherball Instructor, Decamp Champ Island
Don't Panic! We have plenty of towels!
Gotta keep the carnivores from eating their neighbors. Can you imagine the feast Harpy Eagle (aka Mothman Chicken) would have with so many primates visiting this year?
#2025MMM
#2025MMM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gotta keep the carnivores from eating their neighbors. Can you imagine the feast Harpy Eagle (aka Mothman Chicken) would have with so many primates visiting this year?
#2025MMM
#2025MMM
That's okay, Mr. Murdermittens. We don't allow thievery on Decamp Champ Island! We have tons of bloody organs, no energy effort required. Plus, there are enough activities to keep your mind active & your muscles lean & strong.
#2025MMM
#2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's okay, Mr. Murdermittens. We don't allow thievery on Decamp Champ Island! We have tons of bloody organs, no energy effort required. Plus, there are enough activities to keep your mind active & your muscles lean & strong.
#2025MMM
#2025MMM
Yikes! Hear me out, Polar Bears.
Pick-up tetherball... Winner gets the right to woo the female. You'll keep your teefies, which means you'll have a beautiful smile to dazzle her with.
#2025MMM
Pick-up tetherball... Winner gets the right to woo the female. You'll keep your teefies, which means you'll have a beautiful smile to dazzle her with.
#2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yikes! Hear me out, Polar Bears.
Pick-up tetherball... Winner gets the right to woo the female. You'll keep your teefies, which means you'll have a beautiful smile to dazzle her with.
#2025MMM
Pick-up tetherball... Winner gets the right to woo the female. You'll keep your teefies, which means you'll have a beautiful smile to dazzle her with.
#2025MMM
Welcome to Decamp Champ Island, Gelada! Dry off with one of our floofiest towels & warm up with a hot beverage. We'll swap falling out of tree stories until we can arrange your reunion with your band. #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Welcome to Decamp Champ Island, Gelada! Dry off with one of our floofiest towels & warm up with a hot beverage. We'll swap falling out of tree stories until we can arrange your reunion with your band. #2025MMM
"Not in the face! Not in the face!"
~ Arthur Everest & probably this Gelada
~ Arthur Everest & probably this Gelada
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April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Not in the face! Not in the face!"
~ Arthur Everest & probably this Gelada
~ Arthur Everest & probably this Gelada
But... but... I had just alerted the medical unit & collected all the aloe... #2025MMM
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March 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
But... but... I had just alerted the medical unit & collected all the aloe... #2025MMM
No one on Decamp Champ Island can spell anyway.
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March 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one on Decamp Champ Island can spell anyway.
"felid's scent" .... translation: kitty stank #2025MMM
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March 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"felid's scent" .... translation: kitty stank #2025MMM
Don't we all? #2025MMM
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March 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Don't we all? #2025MMM
Stoooopid humans. #2025MMM
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March 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Stoooopid humans. #2025MMM
Welcome, Seal! Don't let the island locale fool you. Decamp Champ Island has plenty of freshwater lakes! And nets are strictly forbidden anywhere other than the bad mitten court! #2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Welcome, Seal! Don't let the island locale fool you. Decamp Champ Island has plenty of freshwater lakes! And nets are strictly forbidden anywhere other than the bad mitten court! #2025MMM
All medical care is included in her stay! She will get to rest poolside, where the only bear claws to fear are the kind with almond paste. #2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
All medical care is included in her stay! She will get to rest poolside, where the only bear claws to fear are the kind with almond paste. #2025MMM
Excuse me, Mr. Langur. Would you mind bunking with Mr. Capuchin until your respective conspecifics arrive? It's just that Ms. Mothman Chicken looks a little too excited to see you. #2025MMM
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March 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Excuse me, Mr. Langur. Would you mind bunking with Mr. Capuchin until your respective conspecifics arrive? It's just that Ms. Mothman Chicken looks a little too excited to see you. #2025MMM
Don't worry. We can help reunite you with your group if you don't want to stay with us on Decamp Champ Island. ... and we'll have security keep an eye on Harpy Eagle until then. #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Don't worry. We can help reunite you with your group if you don't want to stay with us on Decamp Champ Island. ... and we'll have security keep an eye on Harpy Eagle until then. #2025MMM
In accordance with the teachings of Saint Douglas, we have plenty of towels, spotty friend! Welcome to Decamp Champ Island. We look forward to many handstands.
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March 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In accordance with the teachings of Saint Douglas, we have plenty of towels, spotty friend! Welcome to Decamp Champ Island. We look forward to many handstands.
Well done, Cloud Rat! We have many trees to climb on Decamp Champ Island. Perhaps you would like to join the payroll as a tetherball referee. #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well done, Cloud Rat! We have many trees to climb on Decamp Champ Island. Perhaps you would like to join the payroll as a tetherball referee. #2025MMM
Stoopid humans! The only things worse than a human are spicy demon birbs & mothman chicken. #2025MMM
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March 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Stoopid humans! The only things worse than a human are spicy demon birbs & mothman chicken. #2025MMM