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Battygadd 🦇
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I'm probably too optimistic for my own good.
he/him

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Things are awkward when Frieza brings up his political views during Thanksgiving, but Cooler keeps trying to include him in the family.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You'd think that bottom men would be more effective in drawing them out.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Damn, asking for quite a lot, I hope we can get there
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Pictured: me (in the Great Lake of Bile) with that fucking frog I hate
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Why is this the way I find out Taylor Swift got engaged
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
August 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Nintendo has ABANDONED the Switch 2!!!
[picture of a sad Mario looking down with a large red arrow pointing to him]
July 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We stan a toxic girlboss
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Basically any Gameboy game, since they can be played on Gameboy, Gameboy Color, and Gameboy Advance.
June 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think some ketchup for those french fries will help with his depression.
June 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jesus, can I get just one catgirl delivery that doesn't have the box tampered with? This is the fifth time now, Amazon.
May 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"For those who come after... right?"
God, the resigned yet determined way that line is delivered breaks my heart.
April 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Oh God, now he's gunning for the most oppressed group of them all:

Gamers.
April 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Silver lining is that the self-portraits you use as references are such incredible bangers that weird internet people think your proportions are fake lmao
April 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This one is a personal favorite
April 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A Mesopotamian child went into cardiac arrest reading this
April 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ah yes, an arithmagician
April 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sleepy girl is one turn away from landing ass-first on the floor
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"This piss has been sponsored by our friends at McDonald's. After you empty the tank, come fill it up again with a Big Mac combo starting at $7.99. I'm lovin' it!"
March 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM