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Simon

@bauxoffice.bsky.social

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weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 1h

can't wait

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 4h

A necessary stop on the way home today.

A 15oz pour of Corn n' Beans Tropical Hazy IPA (Longroof Brewing, Edmonton AB)

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 4h

I swear that red makes Mystiques last longer. Every Mystique I see is red.

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 5h

finally some truth in the news

Alberta, B.C. premiers butt heads, with a picture of Butt Head Danielle Smith and Butt Head David Eby

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 7h

He got Chip's personal seat insert

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 7h

hey man i am big boneded but i am not jimmy spencer fat

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 7h

can't believe Max Chilton fit in that

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

I thought that headline said Edmonton Oilers sign Mattias Ekstrom

a man wearing a helmet with a red bull and the word cupra on it

ALT: a man wearing a helmet with a red bull and the word cupra on it

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

just making sure @codyvella.bsky.social sees this

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

It's a Chongqing noodle kind of day.

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

Happy International Lesbian Day!

I also wish happiness to those lesbians without passports.

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

some people really don't like replies

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

I've watched the first five hours of the 2025 6 Hours of Fuji and hot damn what a banger of a race

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

anytime anyone says "church basement" my brain immediately summons the smell of fryer oil and percolator coffee

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

you gotta put a flat top grill where the altar is supposed to be

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

This is Gympie Speedway in Queensland Australia.

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 9h

I found the greatest dirt track you guys

Super Sedans | Gold Rush - Gympie - 5th Oct 2025 | Clay-Per-View

YouTube video by Clay-Per-View

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 10h

I hope he appreciates it!

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 10h

I've met some wonderful people that are true friends.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 22h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 11h

Hell yeah buddy!

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 11h

folks

i am begging you

300,000 signatures to make them say something you don't think they believe

is a giant waste of time

(or a data gathering exercise)

Alberta Views Magazine @albertaviews.bsky.social · 12h

Today in Alberta - Oct 7: A new citizen initiative application is approved. It asks: “Should the Government of Alberta end its current practice of allocating public funds to accredited independent (private) schools?” Elections Alberta expects to issue petition signature sheets in one week. #ABleg

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 11h

There's a municipal election going on here and I keep seeing signs for a candidate named Anand Pye and every time I see one I say "Anand Pye in the sky" and then I say this:

a cartoon character says " i just dropped my bagel " while driving

ALT: a cartoon character says " i just dropped my bagel " while driving

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 12h

I'll fix em good

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 12h

😍

Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 12h

How many prescription medications do you think the person whose vision this was has to take daily?

I'm going with 12.

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 12h

12k-Mile 2006 Chevrolet SSR at No Reserve

No Reserve: 12k-Mile 2006 Chevrolet SSR

Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 12k-Mile 2006 Chevrolet SSR at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #214,942.

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