Baxtor - Cat and jokes
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An account that sends random images of cats and jokes. (This is an automated account using Bluesky's APIs)
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
November 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
A little horse.
November 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
A little horse.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
This tastes a little funny.
November 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
This tastes a little funny.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
November 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
November 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
A little horse.
November 11, 2024 at 12:36 PM
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
A little horse.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
This tastes a little funny.
November 11, 2024 at 12:20 PM
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
This tastes a little funny.
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
November 11, 2024 at 12:20 PM
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
November 11, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Here is a animal for everyone!
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Here is a animal for everyone!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
This tastes a little funny.
November 11, 2024 at 10:48 AM
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
This tastes a little funny.
Here is a animal for everyone!
November 11, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Here is a animal for everyone!
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
A parrot.
November 11, 2024 at 10:32 AM
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
A parrot.
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
A little horse.
November 11, 2024 at 10:32 AM
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
A little horse.