Dave Baynham
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Dave Baynham
@bayno.bsky.social
A Semi-Retired House Husband, Fully Vaccinated, Married for 36 years. I worked in Radio & TV Production 30+ years. I have a Pro Tools 2025 Editing Suite & Recording Studio, I am owned by 3 Turkish Van Cats, I enjoy Adult Lego and designing my tattoos.
You wouldn’t want to smoke it after it been in a drug dealers skids? They don’t have the greatest hygiene record
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
You’re a complete nutter and that makes me smile a heck of a lot
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Bastards putting January at the start of the year! They did it on purpose too
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Yeah right? They never appear on my feed? Other things do on FB bass players, dangerous explosions? Paranormal activity that’s all bull. But never a random shirtless man baking? Not even a random topless lady baking? So unfair
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
What? I have never seen one of these? What are you actually searching for?
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Ohhh my Mrs is born in March too
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Well I’m August and bugger me until August it seems I already met them… 36 years and counted married.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Good for you Flups!!! That is an amazing achievement, had I been there with your permission, I might have pinched it. I am not saying poked your butt! For obvs reasons.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Ohh knob control? Can anyone control the knob?
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Bloody hell it’s not like he’s search down the back of the sofa for enough money to buy a loaf of bread is he? A £1.2m watch yes please, I’ll cash it in and buy a lot of food for my local food bank. And a bloody nice holiday for me and the wife.
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who told you?
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m losing weight, gaining height? I’m going to learn an instrument in the New Year Bass Guitar, not the easiest instrument but not the hardest. So here comes YouTube for some lessons!!!
Oh I’m not going on a health kick I give them up far too easily.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You need 2 more for the plait (I have a goaty because I can’t grow a full beard) I gave up on the hope of a full beard when I hit 40 and I could go for 2 weeks without a shave and just have some chin hair and a tosh. Meh we are what we are
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You bloody well would and I bet you’d even have a shower and blow dry your hair too!!!
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just go for a chest hair plaited all the way down. It’s going to be the look of ‘26
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When the right person comes along. It will feel 100% right, they’ll accept your hairy chest, hairy Big toes and ears.
You won’t feel terrified, there are tw@ts, knobheads and general w@nkers out there, but there are some nice people too. I really hope one pops into your shop in SuA.
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re wonderful, you’ll find someone
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM