BBDewz
@bbdewz.bsky.social
Fan of SF Giants, Bucs, and Gators. Comedic heroes include George Carlin and Lewis Black. Resist Trump and never give up.
He must have hit a cow on the drive into the office.
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
He must have hit a cow on the drive into the office.
What are the odds she had a replica made? If so, is the writing only one side? Does that make Trump a modern day Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark?
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What are the odds she had a replica made? If so, is the writing only one side? Does that make Trump a modern day Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark?
I guess the Baileys are all about affordability, but I wonder if he’s checked in with them over the past week.
January 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I guess the Baileys are all about affordability, but I wonder if he’s checked in with them over the past week.
Also a 99% chance that the dumbass just slipped and fell on the ice (Oh, the irony!).
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Also a 99% chance that the dumbass just slipped and fell on the ice (Oh, the irony!).
Wow, so we find out about this a whole week after the murder. Sure seems like someone at DHS realizes they’re losing the battle over public opinion. Also, there’s absolutely no reason to take anything unnamed “US officials” say at face value, given their blatant lies over the past week.
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Wow, so we find out about this a whole week after the murder. Sure seems like someone at DHS realizes they’re losing the battle over public opinion. Also, there’s absolutely no reason to take anything unnamed “US officials” say at face value, given their blatant lies over the past week.
Well, at least he’s not lying.
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Well, at least he’s not lying.
If companies are now allowed to poison people at will, it kind of makes the whole effort by RFK Jr.’s HHS to improve Americans’ diet kind of useless, no?
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
If companies are now allowed to poison people at will, it kind of makes the whole effort by RFK Jr.’s HHS to improve Americans’ diet kind of useless, no?
Great, so now we’re underpants gnoming retirement.
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Great, so now we’re underpants gnoming retirement.
Proposing to cap interest rates at half of what they typically are seems on par for someone who has half of his original allotment of hands.
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Proposing to cap interest rates at half of what they typically are seems on par for someone who has half of his original allotment of hands.
The Democratic nominee who comes out first to vow that all these ICE and CBP goons will be unemployed on Day 1 of their administration will get my vote.
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The Democratic nominee who comes out first to vow that all these ICE and CBP goons will be unemployed on Day 1 of their administration will get my vote.
Morality or morality? Just sayin’, given how he’s looking these days.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Morality or morality? Just sayin’, given how he’s looking these days.
If he watched and played along at home, I’d bet this dumbass would do worse than Turd Ferguson.
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
If he watched and played along at home, I’d bet this dumbass would do worse than Turd Ferguson.
Same demented theory that after a school shooting the best solution is more guns in the school.
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Same demented theory that after a school shooting the best solution is more guns in the school.
There’s only one question it raises: why are they lying? And I think we already know the answer to that.
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
There’s only one question it raises: why are they lying? And I think we already know the answer to that.
I mean, we all know the operation to seize Maduro was all about trying to distract everyone from the fake hand controversy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I mean, we all know the operation to seize Maduro was all about trying to distract everyone from the fake hand controversy.
It’s crazy to me that coaches are pretty aggressive throughout an entire game, but at the end, with the pressure on, cold night, hostile crowd, rookie kicker, a coach goes “41 yards? Could get closer but, nah, let’s down it and move it back a few yards.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
It’s crazy to me that coaches are pretty aggressive throughout an entire game, but at the end, with the pressure on, cold night, hostile crowd, rookie kicker, a coach goes “41 yards? Could get closer but, nah, let’s down it and move it back a few yards.”
Welp, Greece had a nice run.
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Welp, Greece had a nice run.
More and more I’m of the belief our country is being run by Underpants Gnomes.
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
More and more I’m of the belief our country is being run by Underpants Gnomes.
Sucks for them. They can blame Texas.
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sucks for them. They can blame Texas.
This has all the hallmarks of a staffer mocking up drawings of ships to distract him from doing something else that’s 100% batshit crazy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This has all the hallmarks of a staffer mocking up drawings of ships to distract him from doing something else that’s 100% batshit crazy.
Dear God, why would you run this story in the hometown newspaper where Jeanine Pirro serves as U.S. attorney?
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Dear God, why would you run this story in the hometown newspaper where Jeanine Pirro serves as U.S. attorney?
Kind of telling that Kash would have been more helpful solving this had he been a member of Brown’s custodial staff rather than the head of the FBI.
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Kind of telling that Kash would have been more helpful solving this had he been a member of Brown’s custodial staff rather than the head of the FBI.