Just remembered this app exists. Happy Opening Day, y’all!

Hi, friends. If you’re still following me on the bird app, this won’t be news, but my relationship of nine years ended about three weeks ago. Some days are better than others, today has been particularly hard. But Alfie had been my shadow for the last few weeks and I’m very grateful.

Everyone is sleeping on Griff

I’m currently getting sooo much injectables/fillers/plastic surgery content on my insta reels and it’s honestly damaging lmao. I very much think people should do whatever the hell they want to their bodies, but it’s giving me face/body dysmorphia.

Has anyone successfully tricked themselves into drinking more water? I’ve been advised to drink ~20oz more per day and I already feel like I drink so much. I sometimes reach my goal on days I go to the gym, but that’s only 4 days a week.

People enjoyed Shucked, right? Or was it one of the more polarizing shows?

10 shows to get to know me

Gilmore Girls
Parks and Recreation
Lucifer
Bridgerton
Schitt’s Creek
New Girl
Hacks
Breaking Bad
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Heartstopper

Going to try to be active on this account, but you can follow me at @guardsswift.bsky.social if you’re interested in mainly sports but also other non-personal tweets. There aren’t private accounts here, but keeping this one low key so I can talk about RL.

Reintroduction thread
Name: Molly
Pronouns: she/her
Location: Cleveland
Interests: Guardians and Cavs, tv, Taylor Swift and other pop girlies, strength training, animals, the outdoors, makeup and skincare
Occupation: administrative coordinator in non-clinical healthcare

Listening to Legally Blonde the Musical and having such a great time. It’s been years. Maybe it’s time to return to my musicals obsession.

Hi, my friends. Maybe I’ll try to use this more often.

Y’all… I just found out that Moderna’s real ass government name is Spikevax

Going to try to remember this app exists. Will take this time to brag about my nails. This is the second time I’ve done to this nail tech and oh my gosh, she gives THE BEST manicures I’ve ever had in my life. Look at this pumpkin spice gorgeousness.

Hello to my five friends. This feels extremely similar to Twitter lol.