brendan
@bbradley1979.bsky.social
regular person; no certifications, distinctions, or accolades
happy ben folds takes his girlfriend to get an abortion day to all those who celebrate
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
happy ben folds takes his girlfriend to get an abortion day to all those who celebrate
"actually the data centers don't destroy water... it just goes up into the atmosphere"
"what a coincidence - that's the same place my utility bill went"
"what a coincidence - that's the same place my utility bill went"
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"actually the data centers don't destroy water... it just goes up into the atmosphere"
"what a coincidence - that's the same place my utility bill went"
"what a coincidence - that's the same place my utility bill went"
when I hear the phrase "single issue voter" it's always in the context of some comfy NIMBY #shitlibs lecturing poor people drowning in debt that not wanting to die homeless is selfish entitlement
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
when I hear the phrase "single issue voter" it's always in the context of some comfy NIMBY #shitlibs lecturing poor people drowning in debt that not wanting to die homeless is selfish entitlement
it's a major award
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's a major award
a JFK mockumentary that assumes all the conspiracies are real
ALL of them at the SAME time
ALL of them at the SAME time
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
a JFK mockumentary that assumes all the conspiracies are real
ALL of them at the SAME time
ALL of them at the SAME time
open source is socialist
piracy is capitalist
piracy is capitalist
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
open source is socialist
piracy is capitalist
piracy is capitalist
3rd grade reading comprehension test:
"everyone at the party wore a red shirt. brian was at the party. what color was brian's shirt?"
"red"
"correct!"
semantically-challenged debate bros:
"WHERE DOES IT SAY 'BRIAN'S SHIRT WAS RED'? SHOW ME THE EXACT QUOTE OR YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER"
"everyone at the party wore a red shirt. brian was at the party. what color was brian's shirt?"
"red"
"correct!"
semantically-challenged debate bros:
"WHERE DOES IT SAY 'BRIAN'S SHIRT WAS RED'? SHOW ME THE EXACT QUOTE OR YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER"
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
3rd grade reading comprehension test:
"everyone at the party wore a red shirt. brian was at the party. what color was brian's shirt?"
"red"
"correct!"
semantically-challenged debate bros:
"WHERE DOES IT SAY 'BRIAN'S SHIRT WAS RED'? SHOW ME THE EXACT QUOTE OR YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER"
"everyone at the party wore a red shirt. brian was at the party. what color was brian's shirt?"
"red"
"correct!"
semantically-challenged debate bros:
"WHERE DOES IT SAY 'BRIAN'S SHIRT WAS RED'? SHOW ME THE EXACT QUOTE OR YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING FOREVER"
I don't know what the performative lefties expected mamdani to do during his white house visit - but I am 100% certain it's something they themselves would never have the cajones to do
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't know what the performative lefties expected mamdani to do during his white house visit - but I am 100% certain it's something they themselves would never have the cajones to do
"we want to protect the identities of the victims"
victims: "we're going on national tv to demand justice"
"oh sorry... when we said 'victims' we meant our billionaire friends who don't want anyone to know they rape kids"
victims: "we're going on national tv to demand justice"
"oh sorry... when we said 'victims' we meant our billionaire friends who don't want anyone to know they rape kids"
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"we want to protect the identities of the victims"
victims: "we're going on national tv to demand justice"
"oh sorry... when we said 'victims' we meant our billionaire friends who don't want anyone to know they rape kids"
victims: "we're going on national tv to demand justice"
"oh sorry... when we said 'victims' we meant our billionaire friends who don't want anyone to know they rape kids"
once very few months, this scene pops back in my head like an intrusive thought
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJJ...
Finn - Whatever
YouTube video by Peter
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
once very few months, this scene pops back in my head like an intrusive thought
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJJ...
maga want to believe they didn't lose hard this past election and don't need to do anything differently next time... let them
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
maga want to believe they didn't lose hard this past election and don't need to do anything differently next time... let them
I keep forgetting #remtop30 is a thing so I'm just gonna drop this perennially relevant jam right here
youtu.be/03gauuHIgME?...
youtu.be/03gauuHIgME?...
R.E.M. - Ignoreland (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by remhq
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I keep forgetting #remtop30 is a thing so I'm just gonna drop this perennially relevant jam right here
youtu.be/03gauuHIgME?...
youtu.be/03gauuHIgME?...
remember the dem leadership who refused to lead
remember the corporations who kowtowed for money
remember the soulless, heartless talking heads
remember those with power who didn't use it
remember those masking inaction as moderation
remember the unaffected, ignorant shut-ins
REMEMBER THE COWARDS.
remember the corporations who kowtowed for money
remember the soulless, heartless talking heads
remember those with power who didn't use it
remember those masking inaction as moderation
remember the unaffected, ignorant shut-ins
REMEMBER THE COWARDS.
September 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
remember the dem leadership who refused to lead
remember the corporations who kowtowed for money
remember the soulless, heartless talking heads
remember those with power who didn't use it
remember those masking inaction as moderation
remember the unaffected, ignorant shut-ins
REMEMBER THE COWARDS.
remember the corporations who kowtowed for money
remember the soulless, heartless talking heads
remember those with power who didn't use it
remember those masking inaction as moderation
remember the unaffected, ignorant shut-ins
REMEMBER THE COWARDS.
today the state, after having spent decades taking away the people's means of peaceful resistance and orderly reform, is now pleading for peace and order
September 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
today the state, after having spent decades taking away the people's means of peaceful resistance and orderly reform, is now pleading for peace and order
is there a reverse corollary to "death of the author"? if not, there ought to be
so many famous artists today that i respect as human beings but i will insist until my dying breath that their creative output is utter worthless garbage, best forgotten by history
so many famous artists today that i respect as human beings but i will insist until my dying breath that their creative output is utter worthless garbage, best forgotten by history
September 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
is there a reverse corollary to "death of the author"? if not, there ought to be
so many famous artists today that i respect as human beings but i will insist until my dying breath that their creative output is utter worthless garbage, best forgotten by history
so many famous artists today that i respect as human beings but i will insist until my dying breath that their creative output is utter worthless garbage, best forgotten by history
I don't care what you think about Charlemagne Tha God; "aipac shakur" is the sickest burn of the year
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't care what you think about Charlemagne Tha God; "aipac shakur" is the sickest burn of the year
Reposted by brendan
Now remember:
You can bankroll a genocide against us
We cannot wish ill upon you for doing so
I’m certain this will have no overwhelmingly dire ramifications for us. No way no how.
Reinstate Jessie Gender.
You can bankroll a genocide against us
We cannot wish ill upon you for doing so
I’m certain this will have no overwhelmingly dire ramifications for us. No way no how.
Reinstate Jessie Gender.
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Now remember:
You can bankroll a genocide against us
We cannot wish ill upon you for doing so
I’m certain this will have no overwhelmingly dire ramifications for us. No way no how.
Reinstate Jessie Gender.
You can bankroll a genocide against us
We cannot wish ill upon you for doing so
I’m certain this will have no overwhelmingly dire ramifications for us. No way no how.
Reinstate Jessie Gender.
i am definitely moving to debian 13 when windows 10 expires
August 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i am definitely moving to debian 13 when windows 10 expires
i know it'll never happen but bill clinton has a golden opportunity to take one for the team
"yeah i was on epstein's plane"
"and what were you doing on there"
"watching trump fondle little girls"
"yeah i was on epstein's plane"
"and what were you doing on there"
"watching trump fondle little girls"
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
i know it'll never happen but bill clinton has a golden opportunity to take one for the team
"yeah i was on epstein's plane"
"and what were you doing on there"
"watching trump fondle little girls"
"yeah i was on epstein's plane"
"and what were you doing on there"
"watching trump fondle little girls"
somehow it never occurred to me that the spreading freezing sensation of being put on an IV is because the medicine is refrigerated
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
somehow it never occurred to me that the spreading freezing sensation of being put on an IV is because the medicine is refrigerated
what should I name my goth/doom metal enya tribute band
July 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
what should I name my goth/doom metal enya tribute band
an open request to game reviewers:
please don't use the term "anti cheat" when you should more accurately call it "keylogging, data mining, kernel-level spyware that does a very poor job of deterring cheaters"
please don't use the term "anti cheat" when you should more accurately call it "keylogging, data mining, kernel-level spyware that does a very poor job of deterring cheaters"
July 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
an open request to game reviewers:
please don't use the term "anti cheat" when you should more accurately call it "keylogging, data mining, kernel-level spyware that does a very poor job of deterring cheaters"
please don't use the term "anti cheat" when you should more accurately call it "keylogging, data mining, kernel-level spyware that does a very poor job of deterring cheaters"
there is no paradox of tolerance
you can not peacefully coexist with a malignant tumor
you can not peacefully coexist with a malignant tumor
July 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
there is no paradox of tolerance
you can not peacefully coexist with a malignant tumor
you can not peacefully coexist with a malignant tumor
Google photos wants to remind me this pic exists every God damned week
June 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Google photos wants to remind me this pic exists every God damned week