Mr. Mamdani it says right here in your fifth grade MASH document that you were to live in a mansion, your wife was to be avril lavigne, your job was to be something called a "spider kisser",

very ready for comics in pdx to start promoting their shows and sharing their art on here, like can we please just manifest a wider audience so we can actually leave meta???

Mike White severely underestimated the hold the white lotus theme song had on the American people. Shedding a tear as I click “skip intro” 😢

interesting but not surprising how similar the UI experience on Meta is to how our government runs. features that are universally hated just like... continue to be developed. all this to say - square grids were removed from the web browser today and trump is still trying to buy Greenland

is there a cute word for “post” on here yet? Blue Sky still needs just a dash of twee 👌

May this be the new home for all my tweetable thoughts 🥹