oyster / b
@bcantevenswim.bsky.social
oyster on the run from muskman ❀ 27yo alternate universe connoisseur ❀ bcantevenswim on AO3 ❀ high likelihood of nsfw ❀ mdni
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also me: redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
#oysterrecommends for fic recs
also me: redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
so i think i made someone's night
(didn't think anyone was keeping up since the last update was over a year and a half ago lol)
(didn't think anyone was keeping up since the last update was over a year and a half ago lol)
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
so i think i made someone's night
(didn't think anyone was keeping up since the last update was over a year and a half ago lol)
(didn't think anyone was keeping up since the last update was over a year and a half ago lol)
also, oh to be a little kittycat just lounging about, wondering the fishies
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
also, oh to be a little kittycat just lounging about, wondering the fishies
also: my babies 💛 (and all their 35 blankets)
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
also: my babies 💛 (and all their 35 blankets)
me waking up feeling like i'm being watched
these guys sitting right outside my window staring in:
these guys sitting right outside my window staring in:
October 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
me waking up feeling like i'm being watched
these guys sitting right outside my window staring in:
these guys sitting right outside my window staring in:
so, did i wake up in silent hill now or
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
so, did i wake up in silent hill now or
this but soap sending a voice message to the 141 group chat
(or ghoap, this could just be ghoap)
(or ghoap, this could just be ghoap)
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
this but soap sending a voice message to the 141 group chat
(or ghoap, this could just be ghoap)
(or ghoap, this could just be ghoap)
it's my oldest son's birthday, he's turning 12 this year 🎂
for his birthday i got him one of those flappy fish toys that start swimming when you put them into a bowl of water and so far he's loving it, he could just stare at it for hours!!
for his birthday i got him one of those flappy fish toys that start swimming when you put them into a bowl of water and so far he's loving it, he could just stare at it for hours!!
September 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
it's my oldest son's birthday, he's turning 12 this year 🎂
for his birthday i got him one of those flappy fish toys that start swimming when you put them into a bowl of water and so far he's loving it, he could just stare at it for hours!!
for his birthday i got him one of those flappy fish toys that start swimming when you put them into a bowl of water and so far he's loving it, he could just stare at it for hours!!
anyway, circus au claire anyone 👀
September 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
anyway, circus au claire anyone 👀
twinsies, this is how my wips usually look 😆
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
twinsies, this is how my wips usually look 😆
some quick nsfw metaltango rambles, they're silly and soft here, no tw
(1/2)
(1/2)
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
some quick nsfw metaltango rambles, they're silly and soft here, no tw
(1/2)
(1/2)
crime and punishment my beloved <3
read it for the first time in high school and i still reread it at least a couple times every year, so often in fact that i've stopped including it in my "books i've read this year" stats lol
read it for the first time in high school and i still reread it at least a couple times every year, so often in fact that i've stopped including it in my "books i've read this year" stats lol
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
crime and punishment my beloved <3
read it for the first time in high school and i still reread it at least a couple times every year, so often in fact that i've stopped including it in my "books i've read this year" stats lol
read it for the first time in high school and i still reread it at least a couple times every year, so often in fact that i've stopped including it in my "books i've read this year" stats lol
went to the forest and wtf is this bc if i saw this in the dark i would cry
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
went to the forest and wtf is this bc if i saw this in the dark i would cry
look at this tiny friend, on the way to munch on some raspberry bushes
August 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
look at this tiny friend, on the way to munch on some raspberry bushes
have not opened the hellsite in forever and apparently will not open it in the future either
also wth there's absolutely no such "local laws" in place where i live??
also wth there's absolutely no such "local laws" in place where i live??
August 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
have not opened the hellsite in forever and apparently will not open it in the future either
also wth there's absolutely no such "local laws" in place where i live??
also wth there's absolutely no such "local laws" in place where i live??
the resident evil experience in a nutshell:
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the resident evil experience in a nutshell:
idk why the tense changes here but i can't be arsed to change it so bear with me (2/2)
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
idk why the tense changes here but i can't be arsed to change it so bear with me (2/2)
ghostsoap rave au brainworms from last night, just very silly and self-indulgent first meeting scenario bc i miss going to the sweatiest ug raves in the most random places and bc soap deserves to have his very own wattpad moment
sfw, no warnings (1/2)
sfw, no warnings (1/2)
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ghostsoap rave au brainworms from last night, just very silly and self-indulgent first meeting scenario bc i miss going to the sweatiest ug raves in the most random places and bc soap deserves to have his very own wattpad moment
sfw, no warnings (1/2)
sfw, no warnings (1/2)
lets try this again, a glimpse into my dystopian cyberpunky scifi au metaltango, with human bounty hunter jack and very human-like android leon
tw: mild violence and hostility (nothing excessive or explicit though)
tw: mild violence and hostility (nothing excessive or explicit though)
August 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
lets try this again, a glimpse into my dystopian cyberpunky scifi au metaltango, with human bounty hunter jack and very human-like android leon
tw: mild violence and hostility (nothing excessive or explicit though)
tw: mild violence and hostility (nothing excessive or explicit though)
now completely unrelated (or is it 👀) to the exorcist/demon thoughts, this is the mug one of my best friends has assigned for me 😭 she makes sure to always hand it to me whenever i'm visiting
August 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
now completely unrelated (or is it 👀) to the exorcist/demon thoughts, this is the mug one of my best friends has assigned for me 😭 she makes sure to always hand it to me whenever i'm visiting