Protestors out in Brooklyn today!

Well now we know exactly how much financial bankers value these insults

I swear to god if RFK messes this up for us

Everyone’s holiday tree contains an homage to the Q train, right?

Sometimes life needs rainbows

Uh what? (From an Amazon review of a times lockbox for your phone)

Why do all you people think green is blue?

I definitely feel like if I answer this pay phone I will find myself locked in a mystery in the summer of 1987.

As a mother, I think everyone should get to decide for themselves if they become a parent. So donating is a gift I gave myself today.

Apparently my angst at the nature of moral agency began early

My guess is that this is the most boring secret letter ever written, but in my fantasy life the Queen would be like “it’s 2085, and I’m settling scores.”

(And then it would probably just be like a long list of people she overheard making snide comments about corgis)