CornyBrian
bcisme.bsky.social
CornyBrian
@bcisme.bsky.social
Cat servant. Failed cat tamer.
I wonder if Cory went on to let him know where the other ‘lowest IQ’ populations live. I reckon I could guess.
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The modern version of the ventriloquist’s doll
February 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Who can I talk to about modifying a PDF?
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The peak of men’s fashion
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Mr Scott “religious freedom” Morrison
January 28, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Sounds way too woke
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 AM
It’s been widely referred to in the media as a “bomb scare” or “bomb threat”, making it sound more like a school kid’s prank.
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Of all the crimes against humanity, easy access to amenities would have to be the worst
January 27, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Some of the media have been calling it a “bomb scare”. I’d be curious to know what they would be calling it if the suspect was a Muslim.
January 27, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I'd like to see a documentary on the person who bought that ticket
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
He just assumes everyone is corrupt like him
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Like flies to a piece of shit
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 AM
As nature intended
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If only he had some sort of flying vehicle
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Trying to type ‘lying’ on their keyboard but autocorrect keeps changing it to ‘one sided narrative’
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I bet Carney regrets it now that he knows it is going to be the ‘most prestigious Board of Leaders ever’.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 AM
No wonder Batman hated them.
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 AM
“Unburdened by traditional constraints” FMD!
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Everything else aside, ‘the Opposition leader must be briefed” is not a ‘check and balance’
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 AM
“Why do I have to always take the group photo”
January 20, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Dusting off my “he’s not a monster” t-shirt
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 AM
“If you are watching this video, I have been made President of Australia”
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The perfect contraceptive
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
News Corp’s audience seems to be politicians and other media. Everyone else knows they’re shit.
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The bone saw guy will be on it for sure
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM