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Ethan Xu
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BME & Linguistics @Columbia
Update I still haven't been paid LMAO
March 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Currently not happening but thank you for the attempt!
December 10, 2024 at 4:47 AM
💀 honestly real

Rudolph should've sued Santa for a toxic workplace environment
December 7, 2024 at 10:10 PM
This is so true I think it changes their brain chemistry bc what is going on
December 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
interesting hypothesis
December 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Prediction markets this sports betting this what's the over under for me making standby for the next flight and not missing my 1pm appointment
November 27, 2024 at 9:54 PM
This is such a metaphor for life
November 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Oof
November 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
For startups it makes sense
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Y'all have clearly never read the short stories league writes 😔
November 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Instead of rushing Broadway tickets what if we rushed court seats 😭
November 23, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Exactly what it sounds like?
November 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
In 10000 years someone on Saturn will think they published the first paper about performing surgeries on Saturn only to find out about this 😔
November 23, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Saved from unemployment 🙏
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
In all honesty could've been way worse 😔
November 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Capitalism has won again...?
November 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I love data visualization
November 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
newspapers when they do their journalistic duty and interview people 🤪🤪🤪
November 23, 2024 at 3:51 PM