beatrice bleakley
@beableakley.bsky.social
she/her. queer. writer (ostensible)
i am saying this in the most complimentary way possible that this man is bringing classic batman villain energy to this carpet and i am HERE for it
September 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i am saying this in the most complimentary way possible that this man is bringing classic batman villain energy to this carpet and i am HERE for it
lotta homesick
September 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
lotta homesick
i have been on this website for fifteen years and there’s a million posts i’ve seen in my time here that i’ve loved but i think i gotta give it up for “this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov”, just because the goncharov phenomenon was so genuinely delightful
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i have been on this website for fifteen years and there’s a million posts i’ve seen in my time here that i’ve loved but i think i gotta give it up for “this idiot hasn’t seen goncharov”, just because the goncharov phenomenon was so genuinely delightful
I Talked To God And He Says It’s Okay That The White Sox Suck This Year
June 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I Talked To God And He Says It’s Okay That The White Sox Suck This Year
this one DEFINITELY is
May 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this one DEFINITELY is
okay, last one of the night: when the residents of rome see the cardinals elected a pope who considers a casserole to be pizza:
May 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
okay, last one of the night: when the residents of rome see the cardinals elected a pope who considers a casserole to be pizza:
The Italian Mind Cannot Comprehend This
May 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Italian Mind Cannot Comprehend This
hell yeah brother
May 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hell yeah brother
i just need you to know that every single goddamn time i see this post my whole brain wipes itself to holler YOUR MOM WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THIS. this is the most my mom core post on the internet. i showed it to her one time and she was like. yeah. i would do that
May 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i just need you to know that every single goddamn time i see this post my whole brain wipes itself to holler YOUR MOM WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THIS. this is the most my mom core post on the internet. i showed it to her one time and she was like. yeah. i would do that
YES! YES! I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!
April 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
YES! YES! I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!
tumblr’s inability to obtain ad revenue remains undefeated
January 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
tumblr’s inability to obtain ad revenue remains undefeated
biblically accurate spotify wrapped
December 31, 2024 at 6:24 PM
biblically accurate spotify wrapped
thought about how dirty they did ringo on this one today
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 AM
thought about how dirty they did ringo on this one today
shamelessly stealing from caro cause i could also use a distraction
November 19, 2024 at 3:23 AM
shamelessly stealing from caro cause i could also use a distraction
i rarely repost tweets here, but i think this is 100% true, and that this episode taught me the core of what i know about writing grief when i was a teenager
November 3, 2024 at 1:23 AM
i rarely repost tweets here, but i think this is 100% true, and that this episode taught me the core of what i know about writing grief when i was a teenager
this is the closest i’ve ever been to being on trend
September 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
this is the closest i’ve ever been to being on trend
read the edward pov yesterday
November 19, 2023 at 12:59 AM
read the edward pov yesterday
America Runs on Drunken
August 10, 2023 at 8:57 PM
America Runs on Drunken