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Something I’ve doodled while my husband recovers from spinal surgery.

The plot relevant Lupus of “The Perfectly Ordinary Adventures of a Crime Alley Kid” The estranged family of Not-a-Henchman Conrad.

Featured: dad, mom, older brother, older sister, and oldest little sister.
#TheCrimeAlleyKid

Mykola Lupe: Half Ethiopian half Romanian, looks like a far too creepy and not nearly enough kooky Gomez Adams

Maria Lupu: Mostly Hispanic woman with tight hair bun and carefully recorded murder in her eyes

Bianca Lupu: Partially Hispanic, partially black, partially other. Green and purple highlights in her hair and makeup on her face. Punk dreads. Actively plotting your demise.

Aiden Lupu: Handsome boy next door, black, cheerful grin and laid back air

Erica Row: Confident asskicker Hispanic/black young woman with an undercut, piercings, and a wicked right hook.

February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM

Beachfox

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From today's writing efforts. Working on the first meeting between Conrad and Hound! It's going well.
#TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers

"Look, is Iago here or not? That's all I need to know."

"Who the fuck's supposed to be Iago?" The kid wrinkled his broad nose up at him. It'd be adorable if it wasn't for the murder-glare in his eyes.

Arturo didn't keep the irritation out of his voice. "It's his henchname; I don't know what his actual-"

"No one here's going by a Henchname of Iago." The boy sneered. Then straightened up with a twitch and, with a voice that'd slightly lilted upwards, "Or even has a Henchname. Whatever a Henchname might be. I definitely don't know. What even are those?"

Even at his drunkest, Arturo wouldn't have bought it. The kid also wasn't doing himself any favors by pronouncing a word Arturo had always thought of as lowercase with a very obvious verbal Important Word uppercase either. He fucking sucked at lying.

"We only started yesterday," Arturo said, massaging the throbbing ache in his temples, "he's barely had it twelve hours. Look, can I just-" he started forward, but was forced to a stop when the kid shoved the head of the bat into his gut with a surprising amount of force for someone his size.

"Yeah, nah." The boy puffed himself up like a pigeon defending a stray french fry and all but growled. "You're getting the fuck out of here is what you're doing, buddypal." The bat didn't move from Arturo's gut.

"The fuck I am." Arturo grabbed the bat's head, avoiding the nails, and pulled it to the side. "I'm staying right the hell here until I either talk with Iago or someone tells me where he is."

October 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM

Beachfox

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Murder Time
#SmallTownMurder #ShutUpAndGiveMeMurder #Live

Empty stage for the Small Town Murder Portland Live show

October 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM

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Seen tonight in Portland.
#GoFrogs
#FuckICE

October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM

Beachfox

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Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that [Dangerous] [Crow Boy] [Whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic] would be an absolute buckwild character to play in someone's Cypher System campaign? @montecookgames.com

TikTok screenshot. An illustration of a girl with black hair with rainboy highlights and a sparkly low-cut dress. Over it is the text "What happens when you stumble into a fae world wearing sparkling, forbidden 'plastic' clothes?"

TikTok screenshot. Same as before, but now a tall lanky black-haired man with spiral neck-tattoos and black armor and tiny black wings and a truly unimpressive ass stands behind the girl while gripping her boobs with talon fingers. The text over it now reads "A dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic becomes obsessed with you."

September 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM

Beachfox

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Oh cool. Look what I found in a folder of six year old memes.
So glad this is equally as relevant today. Boy golly life sure is funny.

Six year old article from a comedy news site ("The Chaser") whose headline reads "Iran Retaliates against U.S. by not taking out high ranking government official" Main article text: "The government of Iran has today announced that they will be unleashing the harshest possible punishment on the people of America, stating that as retribution for the country's recent actions, Iran will not be taking out a single high ranking government American official."
The picture is of Trump, McConill, and a bunch of background old white conservatives

July 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM

Beachfox

@beachfox.bsky.social

I’ve never seen one in the wild before, but I managed to snap a picture without startling it.

Behind the majesty of the Jowboy Hat!

A mannequin wearing a cowboy hat and jacket, both made out of denim.

February 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM

Beachfox

@beachfox.bsky.social

We should’ve put them to the sword and burned their factories to the ground when we had the chance.

#ElfOnTheShelf(tm)
#Santaverse(tm)

November 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM

Beachfox

@beachfox.bsky.social

Hey, remember #MidnightSketches?

Midnight sketches! It’s Conrad-in-progress. He’s showing off both of his employable skills: having muscles and hitting things with a bat.

April 20, 2024 at 7:19 AM

Beachfox

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Meaningless to anyone not in Portland, but I’m so glad to have ham back on the menu at Fried Egg I’m In Love. Pricey upgrade, maybe temporary, but their sandwiches just don’t work without it.