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Jacob
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Pre-Copernican solar system at the playground.
A playground panel with an engraved solar system diagram. The panel is teal with metallic-colored cutouts and labels for planets and celestial bodies, including Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and the Moon. The planets are connected with curved lines to indicate their orbits.
March 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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A large beige bean bag chair on a wood floor in front of a window.
February 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This would bankrupt Cinnabon.
A stylish, wood-paneled cinnamon roll kiosk in a mall, named "Sin of Man." The counter is filled with freshly baked cinnamon rolls, some topped with icing and nuts. A staff member in a black apron is serving customers. The mall background includes shoppers walking by and other kiosks.
February 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Two rabbits—one brown and white, the other black and white—are lying side by side on a wooden floor in a home. A bright yellow toy school bus is on the rug to their left, and laundry baskets are visible in the background near an open doorway.
February 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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A brown-and-white rabbit sits near a blue litter box filled with hay, while a black-and-white rabbit relaxes nearby. The room features a child’s play area with a wooden bed, toys, a cardboard playhouse decorated with blue patterns, and various colorful items scattered around.
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Literally me at any given time.
Illustration of a woman experiencing burning chest pain, with an arrow pointing from her stomach upward to her esophagus, indicating acid reflux or GERD symptoms. Text reads "Burning chest pain" with other text cropped off "A digestive disease in . . . bile irritates the food"
January 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. . ."
An animated gif of a portion of Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" music video, featuring Chris Isaak, a white man wearing a tank top holding his hands to his chest as he sings.
January 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Instagram keeps trying to sell me those eugenics glasses.
An Instagram ad for Retro-inspired eyeglasses with small round gold-colored metal frames and tortoiseshell-patterned temples. The text reads "Jollynova_online, Marc Retro Small Round Glasses Frame" An Instagram ad for a pair of Small round glasses with colorful, iridescent acetate frames. An Instagram Ad of a pair of vintage-style round eyeglasses with black acetate frames and wooden temples.
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Big Mesoamerican Ball Game erasure.
Football players from Army and Navy face each other at the line of scrimmage during a game, wearing their respective gold and white uniforms. The text overlay reads: 'ARMY VS NAVY: THE ONLY GAME WHERE EVERYONE PLAYING IS WILLING TO DIE FOR EVERYONE WATCHING.'
December 29, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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Sugarplummed on Hallmark is a MUST WATCH.

What happens when a Hallmark movie becomes self-aware? Find out, if you're brave enough.

Catch it on Peacock.
Promotional poster for the Hallmark Channel original movie 'Sugarplummed.' Two women are featured prominently against a festive blue background with glowing lights. The woman on the left has dark hair styled in a low ponytail, wearing a white lace blouse, holding a glowing star ornament. The woman on the right has long blonde hair, wearing a red sweater and gray skirt, smiling. The tagline reads, 'Her Christmas needs a little star power.' The premiere date is listed as Saturday, December 7 at 8/7c, with the 'Countdown to Christmas' logo in the corner.
December 9, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Enjoy your traditional Thanksgiving hotdogs.
A Thanksgiving hot dog topped with gravy A Thanksgiving hot dog loaded with cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, and roasted vegetables.
November 28, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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I don't know how to feel about Reese's new product line.
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Everything about this picture is hilarious.
November 16, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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"It's heavy work everyplace."
November 14, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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The said they knew you.
November 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM