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you’re that bird looking at the monitor, and you’re thinking to yourself, ‘i can figure this out.’ maybe you have some bird ideas. maybe that’s the best you can do.

18+ for language, humor, artistic nudity, butchery. likes and follows are full of porn
we should honestly because the spending habits i see in 40k and anime figure circles are on par with furries.

furries just get a lot of it because of fursuits, i think. but you do see these other groups dropping $5-10k on the regular, just not all at once 😭

OR DISNEY ADULTS BRO OMFG
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
if you're one of the first types reading this btw

most of you are actually treasured friends at this point and i'm sorry i have to boil you down to a statistic to make a point. thank you for sticking with me as i wind down custom/contract work. you are the only reason i'm not homeless.
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
suspiciously wealthy furry isn't a MYTH, but, they're few, far between, generally stick with the same 3-4 artists renaissance church patron style.

and the rest of big spenders are constantly toeing bankruptcy and a borderline addiction to merch and commissions gambling-style
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i got a couple of genuinely, "sus wealthy furry" regulars. they either retired early from a flash in the pan, worker's comp settlements, or they're on track to become like literally world saving doctors/scientists in STEM.

otherwise: the # of afterpays i process is scary.
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
you can open the m:rf subreddit any day of the week and within 10 posts you can just see a p5 player getting beaten to death in the middle of the street. and frankly that's magical
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"this game is so bad. you people are glazing. the bosses are so unfair and the archetype system makes no sense."

"did you get stuck in the fucking tutorial dungeon. anyways here's the damage calcs you can do with the 3 base archetypes to guaranteed kill the boss. skill issue. go away."
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
got asked in the first 15m of my evening shift today if i wanted to stay late
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
the SPECIFIC chipotle closest to anthrocon in pittsburgh pisses me off every single time 😭 it's the only thing my friends' kid will eat when we're there, but, oh my god, they make fucking up food into an olympic sport.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this is my divine punishment for ordering takeout
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i'm sorry. gene. why are you teaching the dog to take off your socks.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
he just got a bath :)
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
we'll be bringing a new QA employee to the hustle next year.
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM